The World Needs Heroes

Well it seems there’s a bit of a joke going around out there about a certain someone who blogs that is an EMO. So here are the top ten things to look for to help you figure it out.  

10. Appear to always be unhappy. That’s right Candice always.

9. Cut themselves to watch the blood flow. This may be the most difficult one to notice. 

8. Don’t care about anything. Including cute little puppies. 

7. Ar alot like cats, except a cat will only bleed on your carpet because it’s too sick to move. Emo’s bleed on your carpet for attention.

6. Listen to alot of crappy music. Like Yani. 

5. It appears they talk to Satan but really they can not. See #4 for reason why

4. EMO’s can’t do anything right, according to them, even killing themselves. See #4 

3. Numerous cut marks, usually around the wrist area. Note these are failed attempts at suicide. 

2. Wear lots of black clothes, like goths do, including makeup even if they are considered a man by definition. 

1. Always crying or whining about some pathetic thing, like their shoes not being tied or there shoes being tied.

So in concluding CANDICE you can clearly see that I am NOT EMO. Got that. Danny is not an EMO but it’s ok if you think I’m an emo because I am at least better then Ryan. Click and read about the conclusion of Ryan’s mormon adventure with Emo results. http://sw33th3artofth3y3ardotcom.blog.com/

Alright this weeks Top Ten is also music related. It is My favorite Albums. Here goes

 10. One X- Three Days Grace 

9. Billy Talent 2-Billy Talent

8. 10,000 Days-Tool

7. Three Days Grace-Three Days Grace 

6 . 4- Godsmack 

5. Ballbreaker -ACDC

4. Guns N Roses Greatest Hits-GNR

3. Rob Zombie’s Greatest Hits-Rob Zombie 

2.10,000 Firsts- Disturbed 

1. The Black Album- Metallica

 Let’s see what your top Albums are now, hmmm is someone gonna actually participate in this.

Alright back to blogging basics here. Some of you might remember my top ten. I basically just started it before I took a break to deal with some dtuff. Well back by popular demand here it is.

My Top Ten Songs

10. Cocaine by Eric Clapton 

9. Ace of Spades by MotorHead 

8. Tout le Monde by MegaDeth 

7. Over the Mountain by Ozzy Osbourne 

6. Voodoo by Godsmack 

5. 10,000 Fists in the Air by Disturbed 

4. Where Ever I May Roam by Metallica 

3. Come as You Are by Nirvana 

2. Lay Down by Priestes

1. Paralyzed bye Finger Eleven

Well let’s hear yours if you think yours are any better.

This weeks top ten is brought to you by the guy that went to a kick ass concert on the weekend. ME  hahaha!!  Alright enough of that on with the show.

Top Ten Rules for Concert Ettiquette

10. Everyone is there t have fun. If someone falls down pick them up.

9. If your selling merchandise and notice someone has been at the front of the line for 20 mins or so, do not serve the person who just go their beside. Results may be getting called a bitch you fucking old blind bitch.

8. Smoking at concerts is cool but you should bring enough to share with those around you. Especially if it’s Grade A material. 

7. Bending down to do something just makes people think you are puking. In a crowd this is bad. Try to  refrain from doing this. I almost thought someone puked on pants but thank god it was only a text.

6. If it takes 6 people to lift you to crowd surf and you fall down. Repeating is probably not the best idea. 

5. Moshing is cool and fun but you retards that just run into everyone not so cool. some people actually just wanna enjoy the show. Respect them. If you see someone who isn’t moshing, do not try pushing him into the pit. Results may be, an elbow to the forehead. Sorry little guy.  

4.  Do not take a drink through the crowd, MORON. It’s gonna spill. Also do not get made when you spill your drink on me. Your the dumbass that thought you could drink the thing without spilling.

3. No fighting because you got pushed. It’s floor seats to a concert of course yor gonna have people stepping on your toes and pushing you around. The proper response is to push them back or if your pushing your way through and get shoved, find another route. No punching or kicking.

2. Do not assume that just because you are surrounded by bigger people that you are going to remain still for the concert. I did alot better when I was on my own then when i had “blockers”

1. Crowd surfing is fun, try to warn others when your coming tho. Less injuries occur. Like taking a foot between the eyes. Made me feel dizzy and tipsy for a minute but I kept on keeping on

Alright I’ve been extremely excited about this weekly top ten ever since I starting this whole weekly top ten. This was one of my original ideas for it. I hope youe enjoy folks. Feel free to drop me a line and add to any that you think I missed or create your own list. It’s a free country man, you can do whatever you likey.

Top Ten Most Fuckable Cartoon Characters

10. Daphne from Scooby Doo. Nothing like a classic.  

9. Judy Jetson. Technology rules man, it rules. 

8. Rogue from the X-Men cartoon chicks rule.  

7. Pebbles Flintstone. When she’s grown up you perverts. I’d love to make her bedrock.

6. Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Disney chicks drive me nuts.

5. Jean Grey from the X-men  cartoon. Lucky Cyclops

4. April O’Neil. Turtle Power.

3. Ariel the Little Mermaid, red heds are always sexy ( http://users.amercom.nl/whizzkid/ariel/viewpic.asp?pic=pix/mm14.jpg)

2. Six From Tripping the Rift. MEOW!! ( http://animatedtv.about.com/library/gallerytripping/blphoto_1a_ss_1.htm)

1. Jessica Rabbit. Hands down #1. If she isn’t #1. Then your queer or a girl.  (http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/jessicarabbit/)

This weeks weekly top ten deals with those buttholes of society, the scumiest of scum, the people that are right above lawyers on the evolution of dirt and grime, the banker. Feel free to drop a line on these guys too.  Also if you can think of any others, feel free to comment and add them on. Remeber every comment will kill one of these no good pricks, and if you make 3 comments, a lawyer gets to have his head blown off.

10. They are just like that white stuff on chicken shit. Still shit. 

9. God created 3 weird mammals. The platypus, the lawyer, and the banker. 

8. You know when you go fishing from 6 am till 6 pm and all you catch is weeds and rubber boots, the word you use to describe that day. 

7. Crack Spacklers

6. Armpits of society, they serve a purpose but pretty much just stink. 

5. Anus suck my dink, named after the famous banker Emil Mazenc. There’s also anus dink, anus madink, and various others that will apply to this Armpit of society.

4. Right above lawyers on the evolution of dirt and grime. 

3. Buttholes of society 

2.The boils on the anuses of cancerous rodents, squeaking from some dark corner of oblivion.  (thanks Jeff)

1.The crabs of 1,000 camels, have infested your genitals. They are slowly chewing away at your pathetic excuses for cock and balls.

Alright I have a debate going on in my mind of which Top Ten to put here. I have 3 fairly good ideas, so we’ll see which one comes out here.

Top Ten Things to put on a Tombstone

10. He died with a Fellafel in his hand 

9. Don’t eat at …….. insert here 

8. I see dead people. 

7. Don’t eat the big white mint in the men’s room.

6. I died and all I got was this lousy tombstone 

5. Here lies St. Nick. It appears he wasn’t so jolly afterall, muhaha 

4. This one is for Matt,  ZZZZZZZZZZ 

3.  Bury me face down so you can all kiss my ass, or so i have a place to park my bike

2. Buried Alive, then get a mechanicall arm to wail about above the grave. 

1. Here lies the World’s Greatest Illusionist or Escape Artist