Thursday, January 25, 2007

Weekly Advice

I can’t beleive I almost forgot about this. Just goes to show you how preoccupied my mind has been with other things. This advice tho is very sound this week. It’s so good it’ll make you so nah this kid can’t be from Canada. Are you ready? Are you ready? Alright. I walking to work today and thinking about life and it’s ups and downs. How hard it is to not reminice about the old glory days, and how difficult it can be to not think about your future. Especially when you have some enlightenment to look forward to in it. Alright so, why are you reliving your glory days. They are done with. Sure they were great times, you had some fun, shared some laughs, some tears, learnt from some of life’s experiences but it is time to move on. Unless you are 40ish, then your life aint likely gonna get much better. Move on, enjoy the present. You cannot enjoy your life if your dwelling on the past. My life took a drastic change a year ago. A change I did not for see. It took me awhile to get over it and to move on, but I did and you can too. Now for the future. The most difficult of things to not ponder. Everyone wants a bright future but do no get to involved with it. Your future is not written in stone. The only thing in life you can not change is your past. You did it get over it and move on. Also here’s a great quote from a Disturbed song. Don’t let your future be destroyed by your past.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Weekly Advice

Alright reader. No one comments on my page anymore but that’s cool. I had almost 90 hits on Saturday so keep coming to check me out. You maybe noticed the nice new profile pic. It’s pretty sweet huh. It was taken by KD at BK a couple weeks ago. It was one of those signs were I starting orgasming as soon as I saw it, and new that I needed it for my profile pic. I also saw a Kuntz Catering van, floating around Regina about a month ago. Sorry folks no pic of that but I’m on the prowl for it. Ok Got that nice little bit of info out of the way now on for the advice. Alright never ever see a banker. Do not even associate yourelf with these scum sucking leeches of society. They should be avoided like the plague. Whatever they are carrying, trust me you don’t want it. Stay clear. They handle pennies. Do you know how many people have wiped their ass with a penny. I for one have personally wiped my ass with about 200 pennies just because I know someone is gonna get their fingers all over it. I’m hoping it’s a banker, or a bankers kid. Oh thought of the day. See a banker and throw a penny at him. If you get it in his mouth. I will give you a huge reward. HUGE!!
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