Spiritual Sunday
I believe that stereo types are wrong, but they are hysterically accurate.
I believe that if a man think he’s going to get lucky, he should be a gentleman and vaccum the sheets.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe that this year the Detroit Red Wings are finally going to win the Stanley Cup. I say finally because they’ve had a damn good team for a number of years, and have not won it. It seemed that every year, Detroit was the number 1 team in the regular season but would choke in the playoffs. This year, WOW they are good. They are making Dallas look like an amateur pee wee team, just like they did to Colorado. Oh and if you were wondering, I am not a Detroit fan. I was hoping for Calgary, but they sure disappointed me. They played quite poorly. Well some of their players played good, but its a team effort. I knew Calgary wouldn’t make it too far tho, but i hoped. I actually picked Dallas and Pittsburgh to play for the cup. I also figured Pittsburgh would beat Dallas. It looks like Pittsburgh is going to end up playing Detroit though. Also to you hockey talk show people that picked San Jose to go all the way, What were you thinking? Calgary played San Jose first round, and Calgary is a tough team. I said at the beginning that whoever beat Calgary would lose their next round. Calgary is just way to physical of a team, especially in the play offs. MORONS!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe in a game of paper rock scissors that rock always wins. If you don’t believe me, hit yourself with a piece of paper then try a rock.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe that because I am a Canadian, I can out drink any foreigner.
I have even proven this. 18 beer at a bar and I outdrank 4 American hunters. The even took shifts. One would drink his limit and quit, then the other sober one would join in his place. Finally after the 5th one. my 18 beer limit had been met, and I bowed down in a triumphant defeat.
I have even proven this. 18 beer at a bar and I outdrank 4 American hunters. The even took shifts. One would drink his limit and quit, then the other sober one would join in his place. Finally after the 5th one. my 18 beer limit had been met, and I bowed down in a triumphant defeat.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe.No I strongly believe and support, and constantly experiment with the “Buffalo Theory“
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest animals in the herd. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weaker members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. Naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker cells making the brain a faster and more efficent machine.
Thus explaing why you feel smarter after a few beers.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe that light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem intelligent at first. Then the open their mouth and words come out. This blog is an excellent example. Also wost of the people that I have worked with in the past year. Maybe even 2 years.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
Here I am, up at the crack of 10AM. Got 1 more day of work at my old job. I’m going to kind of miss the place. I haven’t been treated with respect and dignity in the work force in a long time. It was nice to actually feel like I was worth something. Anyways I’m gonna do a post on this likely sometime later this week. I’m very excited to start my new job. It opens the door to alot of possibilities and I feel like I migt actually be able to have a future now.
Alright here it is, my weekly spiritual ritual. I believe that Kate Beckinsale thinks as much about me, as I do about her. http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=Kate+Beckingsale&um=1&ie=UTF-8
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Spiritual Sunday
I believe that here should be an application process for clothing before it is purchased. A physical is extremely necessary. Take the bikini for example. Also tank tops and low rider jeans, and of course the thong.
