Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Moody Mondays

Normally me and my EMO posse would be all depressed but the aftermath from the great EMO BASH of 07, has everyone glowing. Jeremy you missed out on the EMOest event of the century. Yes the century. Everyone else, you weren’t even cool enough to get an invite so your not worth mentioning. Everyone seemed extremely pleased with their prizes as well. Everyone was a winner. Equal rights baby. There wree quite a few drunken EMO’s as well. I mighta have taken the cake there. I’m blaming K Dawg tho. DO NOT play socialbles with this beeotch. She is the antichrist. I hope she had her shots too cuz she bit me. It’s ok tho, apparently she does that. I remember getting picked on bad enough that I had to negotiate a slamming of 3 drinks to be square. Not sure what else to say about the event. Yes Ryan your an EMO. There will be a pic posted somewhere on my blog. Likely a new profile pic. See y’all tomorrow.

http://break.com/index/carpet_cleaner_explodes.html

http://break.com/index/next_time_you_think_your_job_sucks.html

http://break.com/index/real_life_mario_kart.html

http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/891

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Monday, April 9, 2007

Moody Mondays

It’s Monday, UGH! Time to bitch and whine enough for the rest of the week. My foot hurts. My landlords are dick weeds, and I haven’t seen a new episode of South Park in months. That’s plenty for an EMO like me to make a few extra marks on wrists. Nothing too deep tho. Don’t wanna kill myself, just want some attention. Some love and affection.   WOAH that cut was a bit deep, gimme a second to gain my composure.  Great now there’s some blood on the keyboard, and my pants. More to whie about, excellent. This day is starting to perk up already. Anyways I’m moving out of my house this month, hopefully. There might be some landlord issues there but I think I can solve them. That’s basically the reason for the Swaray this Saturday. Come celebrate err I mean whine and complain like the rest of us EMO’s.  Bring some raw met if you want it cooked, or if your into eating it raw, stay home and come after your done. Anyways I’m onto Plan B now. Since no one wants to leave with an EMO I’m looking for my own pad. If you know of anytihng available, 2 BR at least, let me know. Also if your coming to the EMO BASH let me know and I might just give you the address. Later whiners.

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