The World Needs Heroes

Well I do have some anger to get out this week but I’m not going to talk about it. Don’t want to offend anyone this week. I just have a small favour to ask you all. Did you know for only $1 a day, you can sponsor a friend. It’s true. Why give that money to the bum begginf on the street or mall, when you can give that $1 to a friend. The bum is just gonna spend it on alcohol and not share it with you. Your friend will at least share. Also sponsoring a friend for a meer $1 will ensure his utter most happiness as he can achieve his life long goal, of retiring and enjoying life. ZEN is bliss. Also incase you didn’t get the hint, I’m the friend you are sponsoring. Send me $1 everyday and I will achieve enlightment higher then Budha himself. Thank you my friends. No go forth and make my life peaceful and carefree. Thank you for your time and effort.

Alright retards. Get those poop flavored lollipops outa your pie holes and listen up. The fucking shall begin. This one is pretty well dedicated to a special someone who really grinds my fucking gears. I solved the problem but still. Here’s the situation. There is this drunk cook that works here. Really drunk.  He made an appearance at the staff party for about 30 mins before telling everyone to fuck off, grabbed his gift, and staggered away. Well last week he was drinking in the bar and asking everyone for $4 so he can have another beer. That’s a pathetic drunk right there. Doesn’t even pay for his own drinks. Here’s the bad part tho, the grinding my fucking gears part. He asks me for money. i say no. Then shortly after he pulls a $20 out of his pocket and says one mooore then i gotta goo. Yeah i was not impressed. Two days later he asks me for some money and i stand up, look him in the eye and tell him to go fuck right off. He seemed alright with that and left and hasn’t asked me ever again. So Fuck you you lousy ass drunks that are trying to get a free fucking ride off life. fuck you you freeloading sons of bitches. Oh and there is at least one more motherfucker free loading off me. He’s in for a shocker if i meet up with him in a back alley. Unhuh unuhuh. Well that’s it for this week folks. See ya next week. Same bat channel. Same bat place.