The World Needs Heroes

Alright. My love life has somewhat diminished due to the no car thing. But i still got tips. Just cuz i’m not seeing me gf as much as before, doesn’t mean i’m not chalked full of knowledge on the subject.  Here it is. Picture this, it’s the hoiday season, Christmas, Valentines, and her Birthday are the big ones. Your thinking of what to get her. Here’s some helpful advice, don’t over think it. Go with an instinct. Or if your not that kind of person, take them shopping, see what they look it, and it’s also a great trick to spend some time with them, and most girls love shopping. Some guys but they are too much like Andrew and prefer the company of men, more specifically, their behinds. That boy is sick I tell you, Sick. Oh wait dorry about that, anyways see what they look it, and decide from there. Now I know it can also be tricky if it’s a new relationship. You don’t want to give her that custom monogram body pillow with your face on it just yet cuz… creepy. Here’s how i handle that creepy situation, it helps me from going to romantic at the holidays. Just think, why are you getting them something romantic on the holidays. If you like them, the romantic gifts get much more credit and brownie points when they are spontaneous. Trust me they do. All I really do now for the holidays is try to get them something they really want or really need. Save the flowers and stuffed animals for spontaneous things. The only thing that doesn’t apply to this “law” I have is Valentine’s Day and jewlery. Nice jewlery, not soemthing you found in the box of coco crisps. Well there’s my advice. Go fourth Andrew and find your mate. If you can’t get one now with these tips i’ve put up, there is no hope for you.

Alright not much for advice this week as I’m kinda stranded and really haven’t had any thoughts towards strategical dating. I do have a great tip tho. When your doing the long distance relationship thing, do not let your car break down. I can’t stress this enough people. It especially sucks when your gf is a fun, hot, sexy, smart, funny, and treats you damn good. I’m sure i’ll survive this time, it’s just making things a helluva alot more complicated. Life just sucks. It sucks.

Alright you love birds. Ready? Are you Ready? I can’t here you. That’s better. This weeks tip is do not change. Do not let the person you are seeing or interested in change you. This doesn’t mean don’t try new things. It means that if you don’t wanna do something that they wanna do, don’t do it. That make sense. Here’s another angle. Change is good yes, but in small doses. If you don’t like football, don’t go to a Rider’s game with them. Let them take one of their friends. There are 2 reasons for this; 1) the Riders usually lose, especially in the playoffs, let’s face it, they just aren’t a fun team to watch play. So if they are into the Riders and you don’t like footbal, your gonna talk, and get the shhh I’m watching the game speech, lol. 2) Are you really going to enjoy yourself doing something you don’t wanna do? Likely not. Even if they offer something in trade, I still won’t go. Now you might think that their company is enough to keep you entertained but for a whole football game. Likely not. Alright you got the idea there. I hope so. If I confused you more, your probably to dumb to be dating in the first place. Oh also since your not changing. Do not try to change them. Same reasons. If you hate it when they drag you to some boring event or party, DO NOT do the same thing, ask them if they wanna go. Communication is always good. Talking never killed anyone yet. Well except fot that guy that Dick Cheney shot. He survived tho, so I guess no one has died from talking yet. Alright remember my words of wisdom people and check back next Saturday for some more wisdom. Piece.