The World Needs Heroes

Alright another great tip for you all. It’s gonna be a doozie, Here it is. AAAAAAA!!!!!!..  Alright i’ll get to the tip. Sorry about the no Fuck You Friday post. I was busy this Friday. Had alot of fun so it was worth it not posting, defineately worth it. Watched a movie and there were only 2 people in the whole theatre. Imagine the possibilities?? Kinda aint the same racing smarties on the theatre when no one is there. GO BANANA!! The banana did not win.

Ok Beauty Tip, beauty tip, hmmmm…  it’s very important that when your dressing for your outing, that you look good but not too good guys or you’ll attract other men and no ladies.  Here’s the logic for it, dressing nice and neat makes people think your classy and not a bum. No one wants to date a bum. Yeah it’s a lame tip sorry i’m basically tapped out for ideas. Maybe I’ll conger up something good next week. But this is still a good tip. OO OO  yes got one for next week already Boo yay!

Alright you monkey lovers here’s this weeks beauty tip. Groom your cat. Keep your cat trim and neat looking. Also make sure your cat does not have to foul of an odour. It’s very important to keep your cat looking and smelling nice in case some person gets close enough to pet, see, or smell it that they like it and want to do it again. And of course you want someone to like your cat right? Thought so.  Now what about dogs? Well dogs are pretty much the same. Make sure they are friendly but not too friendly, you don’t want your date covered in dog drool. Make sure his paws are clean, make, sure he is house broke. That’s about it I think, and remember animals judge people better then you can judge people. Oh and this little note is for Jeremy, if your dog craps on the floor and it smells that nasty, a lavender candle won’t cut it.  Also do not move because your landlord is an ass saying you can have a dog but then changes his mind midway through, he can’t do that, it’s kinda illegal.  Oh and what did you think I was talking about. Get your mind out of the gutter, geezuz christ people.