The World Needs Heroes

Alright guys and dolls tis tip is a gooder. Well it’s not really but I bet it’s something that alot of you didn’t know. If you want minty fresh breath what I do is my toothbrush soaks in mouth wash all week. I just have it sitting in a little bottle and i fill the bottle so the bristles are covered. Works good. It’s also better for your teeth. So all you stanky ass breath mofo’s, now can have nice minting fresh breath like moi. Be sure to stay tuned next week. Maybe next weeks will be just as good as this weeks. Bye bye for now.

Alright this weeks beauty tip is also for both male and female. Tho males doing this may cause swelling around the eyes and face. Females your side effects willbe everyone saying, those aren’t real. lright on with the tip. Suck in the gut and push out the chest. It’s very easy and can attract alot of attention, especially if your shirt is tight, males, or low cut or tight, females. That’s about all folks. Practise doing this for long periods of time so you can just kinda do it naturally because if someone catches you doing it, it will not work and they may even laugh at you. Well be sure to stop in next week for another beauty tip. Bye bye.

This is kinda what I wanted to do with my blog was get some things going and make changes every week on them. This shal be the first of those.

I know you’ve seen the pic of the handsome guy on your right and your like, how does he get all those girls. Well I’m gonna start telling you all piece by piece of how I am so successful. Oh and some of these tips will work for you ladies as well. Who knows if you keep coming back here one day you might be able to just reel in a nice catch like yours truly.

Here’s my beauty tip of the week. You’ve scoped out the scene and noticed a lil someone in the corner that caught your eye. Here is a great type to make those eyes of yours look even better. Not sure if it will workif you got brown eyes but It should for green and blue. What you do is hold your eyes shut really tight for about 3 seconds. This creates just enough of a water effect to make the water reflect of your eyes and you will look even dreamier then before. You might want to practise this with a friend or a mirror to get the timing down just right. Also try not to let that special someone see you do this, they will just think your some kind of a freak.  Also I am not responsible for any striking out, not getting the guy or girl, or any other way you wanna word. It’s not my fault your ugly, these are beauty tips, not complete makeovers on your body, face, and/or personality  but please stay tuned, I might just have some hints for hiding some of those flaws.  Remeber check back next Saturday for another beauty tip.