Bantering from an Unemployed Bum
So here I am again. What’s new with me you might be asking yourself. Well not a damn thing 
and I like it. Last night I watched the Blue Jays win their first game of the season. They simply spanked the Tigers. I also watched the beloved and somehow always ready to disappoint Flames take over 1st in their division, again. Today I am going downtown. Got to resubmit an insurance claim on my daughter. The company somehow goofed and tried claiming my ex wife. I don’t know why they did that but the retards did.
I was rudely awaken this morning by a call from a telemarketer. I was rather impressed as this one did speak the English language quite well, you all know what I am talking about. This call was about identity theft. I pity the poor sap that steals my identity in hopes of making some major purchases. I am not the closet billionaire that my prestiges lifestyle dictates. Anyays I was half asleep so I listened and she had me until she said what it would cost, $14.99/month. That is half the price of a case of good beer and dammit i have my priorities. I said no then she continued on with her little blurb about how identity thefts are an ongoing… then I hung up. No means no. I do not appreciate getting telemarketer raped, especially when it is the first thing to happen to me in the day. My poor bunghole has taken enough of a beaten from society and you never know, 1 more raping might rupture something.
and I like it. Last night I watched the Blue Jays win their first game of the season. They simply spanked the Tigers. I also watched the beloved and somehow always ready to disappoint Flames take over 1st in their division, again. Today I am going downtown. Got to resubmit an insurance claim on my daughter. The company somehow goofed and tried claiming my ex wife. I don’t know why they did that but the retards did.I was rudely awaken this morning by a call from a telemarketer. I was rather impressed as this one did speak the English language quite well, you all know what I am talking about. This call was about identity theft. I pity the poor sap that steals my identity in hopes of making some major purchases. I am not the closet billionaire that my prestiges lifestyle dictates. Anyays I was half asleep so I listened and she had me until she said what it would cost, $14.99/month. That is half the price of a case of good beer and dammit i have my priorities. I said no then she continued on with her little blurb about how identity thefts are an ongoing… then I hung up. No means no. I do not appreciate getting telemarketer raped, especially when it is the first thing to happen to me in the day. My poor bunghole has taken enough of a beaten from society and you never know, 1 more raping might rupture something.
