Amish Paradise
I’m in the middle of checking in a bus full of Amish. Yes a bus full, With their white bonnets and extremely colorful eggshell yellowed gowns, and german accent and beards and yes I’m giving you play by play. All the while I’m doing this i’m thinking of weird Al’s Amish Paradise song, hence the title, oo that one must be something special she’s wearing red, and one in dark green, and black and the beards they don’t look at all alike like I figured hey would. OO the teenage ones wear black bonnets. They seems to think I’m some kind of God behind my fancy typing machine. WOW all ages all sizes even a couple of cute ones. Yes Jeremy I’ll hook you up but you gotta be quick they’re leaving tomorrow am. Andrew I guess I could help a brother out and hook you up. Wow that was a better pun then I thought. Ok they are almost all past. Time to do a room count and a head count for you all. This will take about 10 mins or so depending on what happens so…
I counted 22 rooms of them and about 50 people, yeah and they’re on some kind of an Amish tour so they don’t smell so pleasant. Jeremy I’m thinking you might really care about this but if not come on down and I’ll still hook you up. Andrew I know you won’t care so come on down I’ll hook you up. Anyways This concludes my Amish experience. Maybe next week a bus load of swimsuit models will come here and I’ll really have something nice and wonderful to blog about but for now, Amish it is. Sorry to disappoint you guys. Oh except for Andrew he’s excited about getting some tail.
