Tuesday’s Tight Tip to Tremendously Tackle Tediousness
This week’s tight tip to tackle tediousness tremendously is to have children. Children are always entertianing. Not always in a good way but if you are being tight with your money, you are not exactly looking for fun ways to be entertained. Even extremely well-behaved children will entertain almost constantly throughout your day, especially if you stay awake for that said day. I can’t even go in do details with the topics that will be discussed or the activities that will be performed or watched. The list is infinite and if you think that there is a topic that will not be used then you truely do not know the meaning of the word infinite. It’s allot like unobtainium, except that in a fictional movie namely Avatar, unobtainium is obtainable. I know wrap your mind around that for a second. Do not mistake the the entertainment that children provide with puppies or other animals. Children are 500 times more entertaining than any animal. Some even have less of an attention span. The less the attention span of the child, the more entertainment value that child is worth. Remember I am not talking about positive entertainment, like reading to them or watching a movie with. Those are great but far from few. Most of your entertainment with children will be done cleaning up after them, watching them do something completely and utterly boring and then getting yelled at by someone for not watching it, the list truely is infinite. INFINITE!! Just thinking about it does wonders. It may strike fear in the heart of many. Countries will be crippled. Mayham will ensue. I’m not talking about the mayham that a Kristin Teleford can do. That is so miniscule when compared to the mayham a child can provide that it seems hardly worth mentioning, but it was. Oh I should say entertainment not mayham. But most of you understand anyways. If not you will learn. This concludes this week’s tip to tackle your tediousness tremendously and tightly. TAH TAH! and MAYHAM
