The World Needs Heroes

This Tuesday’s tight tip to tackle tediousness has been progressing quite terrificly. I have went about it all week and none of you are the wiser. Teehee Teehee. It is also going to continue as I also have fouled you all into thinking I have morals. Teehee Teehee. This is a terrific example of how my tediousness has been tackled tightly and terrificly.

What’s Wrong with Society?

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have coveted our neighbor’s possession’s and called it ambition.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have abused power and called it politics.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have neglected to discipline our children and called building it self esteem.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.

I am doing another little series of pieces here. Enjoy.

Oh Heavenly Father, I come before you today expressing my concerns. I know your word says”, “Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what has happened. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.

This Tuesday’s tip to tackle tediousness tightly is to find a lazier bum then you are and work for him. It tackles tediousness totally terrific and even helps with your tightness. By tightness I mean money for you totally perverted souls out there. Find someone that is so goddamn lazy that it barely makes it worth your while getting out of bed. Why find someone so terribly lazy is because it makes you feel alot more terrific about yourself and thous less tedious. Tah Dah and Tah Tah!

This Tuesday’s tight tip to tackle tediousness is to play video games. Play them often and play them all day. Use your imagination and make it even more of a game. Keep trying to beat your own goals and try not to go mad doing it. It is hard being creative with the new video games nowadays, lousy technology has them so advanced that hardly any imagination is needed. Try harder then the game though. You can do it. Tackle your tediousness terrificly and tediousness will no longer leave you tiresome and tedious.  Imagination is a wonderful tool to tackle tediousness terrificly. Use it wisely. Tah Tah!