The World Needs Heroes

Greetings sport fans. I am the Master of Dark Illusions and I figured that this is a terrific time to start tackling my tediousness. I am forced to be tight and thus these tantilizing tips on tackling tediousness will appear every Tuesday. But don’t worry, this typical post, tho appearing to talk mainly about tackling tediousness tightly through blogging is not today’s tactfull tip. Today’s tactfull tip on tackling tediousness shall be to simply take a nap. That is correct. I believe napping is the best way to cure boredom and I shall offer some great hints to help you nap. I should rephrase that as it is the best way to not spend any money and cure boredom. There are millions and trillions of ways to cure tackle tediousness if you are not on a fixed and tight income. Coccaine is as reasonable selection that is quite expensive and if you take some, trust me you will not be bored.  Aren’t you glad I stopped using all those t’s? Don’t fear I may start that up again just to help amuse myself but remember that that is not my Tuesday’s tip on tackling tediousness. See still got it. Now for some tight tips on taking naps to tackle tediousness. First of all when napping it is very important to be comfortable. You may need to shed or add some clothing, perhaps an old comfortable blanket shall aid you, unless of course you are tired then you can just skip to the lay down and close your eyes step. Secondly, you want to make sure you have a clear mind when you nap. I find that watching a movie is great for this, although not a particularly good movie as then you might stay up watching the movie and accomplish nothing in the napping area, unless you are tired. Then your movie selection shouldn’t overly matter. Now that you are comfortable and your mind is clear of life’s distractions, you should be quite able to nap with ease. If you are still having difficulties try rolling over and facing the back of the couch or perhaps moving to the bedroom. Remember tho that when you nap, comfort is a key component so your place may vary from. I also find it is important to nap in the afternoon well because, that seems to be when nothing at all is going on. There you have it. Tuesday’s first tip on tightly tackling tediousness has went terrificly. Tah tah for now.

I’ll give you a quick lil update before I get on with the topic. My frankenstein computer is created. 2 old computers have now been successfully combined to form 1 super adequate 1. That is all.

I am kinda sick and tired of being society’s problem but society has brought me on themselves. I could very easily get a job doing some small meaningless task that paid crappier than crap. The problem with that is if I do that I will be taking a pay cut. I do feel bad about not doing anything most of my days and it was fun for a week and although I do enjoy the fact that I can sleep whenever for as long as I desire, I’d much rather work. Keep in mind that work has to support me and my habits. So for now I will remain disgusted with myself and society for being an unemployed bum, more so society. You created the monster and the system is slightly flawed and I will take advantage of the flaw as countless others would, are and have been doing since the system was created. FUCK

I had a slight computer malfunction which affected me all week and now has been resolved. Thats all there is to tell about me now on with the show.

As most of you know I am society’s problem and society is supporting me as of right now and with all of the free time comes alot of boredom and apparently the watching of discovery channnel which brings me to the information that I will now share with you.

1. Ants evolved from wasps. Not the other way around which makes more sense. In fact some species of ants, like the bull ant, still have a stinger on their abdomen.

2. Chimpanzees actually hunt and eat smaller primates.

3.  The duck billed platypus is venomous. In fact it is 1 of 3 mammals that are. Only the males on platyi are venomous. There is a spur on their hindlegs. The venom does not cause death but is painfull and has no antivenom.

4. For those of you that think most venomous animals have some sort of unique markings, or some other way to distinguish themselves apart from other non venomous animals, like color, or a noise that the rattlesnake makes, need to further your exploratins to the oceans. Jellyfish are extremely venomus and there are a variety of species. The box is the most common and there are some deadly species of box jellyfish that are tiny and transparent.

How many of you are tired of those annoying phone solicitors? 1..2…3..4…5… Wow that’s more people then I thought read this. Now I am not going to rant and cus and swear about phone solicitors, as the title kinda suggests, everyone needs a job and I am sure these people hate their jobs as much as everyone else if not more so. Think about it, I bet by the end of the day they are glad that the dialed 1000 numbers and 800 of them had no answe and of the 200 remaining 180 of them just hung up as soon as they said 2 words, Mr. Smith. It is those other 20 callers that for the most part give the worker a hard time for calling them at a time that is not appropriate, and then there are the 2 good callers that actually purchase said product. Now as the title says I am not going to lay it fucking into the workers, even though the can’t speak english. That is not there fault entirely. It is the people that hired them. Why the fuck wouldyou hire someone who has to speak english when their accent is so thick that you can’t understand every other word they say. I have even had a few of these sell me something worthwhile that I probably would have signed up for, but I have to actually listening so clearly and think abot what they are saying and try to interpret it that after sentence 3 or 4 I give up and ask to speak to someone with less of an accent. And those are my exact words, I do not say get me a fucking white boy you packi son of a bitch as some of you may think I say. Despite my mannerism I am not a racist bastard. I am just your regular kind of bastard that ahtes things for reason that they should be hated. Like the fucking people that hire these non english, heavy accenting talking people. If your number 1 fucking priority is to speak english hire someone that can actually speak fucking english. That makes so much sense that it shouldn’t even have to be said. Oh and at least have people thre that speak english so that when a caller asks to be transferred to someone because they are having trouble interpretting, make sure that person speaks better fucking english then the previous one. You fucking retards. How many people do you fucking get to buy shit on pure stupidity? That must be your sole market base, the fucken stupid. Maybe I am talking too much about western civilization here. I once heard someone mention that the root of all evil is that we live in country where we have people smart enough to sell you anything, and we have people stupid enough to buy anything. I however fail to see how these genius salesmen that he mentioned can sel whenthey can’t speaka the linga. Comprenda Padre. Get it through your fucking thick skull and fucking hire people that speak goddamn english you Fucking PRICKS!