Happiness Inc.
Well being funemployed has its advantages. I have had some time to think and I am currently working on running some sort of service type business. Happiness Inc. is what I am calling it. The paperwork for the name is of course in the works and lawyers are being contacted. I’ll give you a bit of low down on the business since I am looking for both client/customers and employees/happiness consultants. Basically if you work for me your job will be to make the clients/customers happy no matter what they want. Sounds simple enough and by this point in my pitch some of you might be humming and hawing but wait there’s more. If you choose to be a happiness consultant at Happiness Inc., you might be thinking that you will have to do some acts that are against your character. Do not worry. Happiness Inc. understands that happy employees are the key to running a happy business and happy employees make for happy clients/customers that hopefully want repeat business. Basically what I am saying is that if you choose to become a happiness consultant for Happiness Inc. nothing that makes you unhappy will be required of you. Clients/customers will be screened and a happiness consultant that best fits the requirements of the client/customer will be asked first. If you choose to decline then the next best happiness consultant will get his/her opportunity. The same also goes for clients/customers. I would repeat it and reword it accordingly but that would make me unhappy and happy employees make for happy customers/clients. Our goal at Happiness Inc. is to make you happy, whether you be a client/customer or one of our happiness consultant. Our motto is happy people make other people happy. After all isn’t that the main goal in life, to be happy?
