The World Needs Heroes

Don’t fear, I will make sure your children are safe. I am a superhero also part time you know. I am many things and can be in many different places. Todays ramblings are about my superhero status though. I was in one of my many roles this weekend, playing dad this weekend. I was enjoying my kids company and playing with them and I felt I should test something. See this is when my superhero status kicked in and surely it was not an act of clumsiness. I decided, while jumping on the trampoline, that I should test the net and see if it is safe. Don’t worry I was not injured to badly and you will feel better knowing that those nets on trampolines are quite safe. If the can keep in a full grown man, they surely are safe for children. So if there are any other toys you want me to “test” let me know. I am a superhero and it is far easier to prevent than to save.
I should also note that as I lay on the trampoline in agony, as my back was beginning to bruise I had an ephipamy. Now hear these words and follow them to the heart. I have came to a dramatic and painfull conclusion that all children toys that are big enough to support adult weight are dangerous. Don’t worry though, they are only dangerous for adults. They are perfectly safe for children to use under adult supervision. Maybe the real problem is is that no one is supervising the adults on these toys. There is something to ponder. Oh and remember that if you are worried about your children’s safety and have any questionable or grey are toys, just give me a shout and I will test them. Peace out.