Friday, May 29, 2009

Advice

Some of the things I have said may not apply to you. Some of the things I have said may offend you. But, not matter who you are, you must remember this one thing; if you go to a movie theatre, and someone steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail because someone smudged your Puma.

Take off that Silly ass hat. 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Advice

Some of the things I have said may not apply to you. Some of the things I have said may offend you. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one things; If a girl tells you she is 20,  and looks 16, she is 12. If she tells you she is 26, and looks 26, she is damn near 40.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Advice

Some of the things I have said may not apply to you. Some of the things I have said may offend you. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing: Don’t go to parties with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside, but what about all those crazy muthafuckers waiting outside with guns. They know you aint got one.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Advice

Some of the things I say may not apply to you. some of the things I have said may offend you. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thng no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. NONE! Oh there is champagne in the champagne room, but you don’t want champagne. You want sex and there is no sex in the chamnpagne room.
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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Update

So Weyburn’s 1st Annual Ninja Parade was today and my computer is disease free, thanks to Mr. Janke, so now i may blog about the event. I saw 20 to 30 people in attendance. Sadly not 1 of them was a ninja :( Oh well. Guess the ninjas succeeded then. A good ninja is not seen nor heard.

Kristie infected my computer with multiple diseases. Dirty dirty girl. Trevor if I was you I would go see a doctor and get some ointment. I had a kickass post put in yesterdeay about it ,but I could not post it. Lousy Kristie and her infectious ways.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

If……

If I was a dancer, where would I dance?

Out in the graveyard.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

If…

If I was an angel, what would I save?

I’d save my money.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

If…

If I was a gamble, what would I bet?

I’d bet your life.

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If…

If I was a preacher, what would I preach?

I’d preach hypocricy

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

If…

If I was a teacher, what would I teach?

I’d teach corruption.

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