Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sports

Evening sports fan. The epic battle between Sheldon of RMP and Monica of Redcoat has ended. Tho Monica is alot prettier on the eyes, and has a wicked over hand right, Sheldon is the victor. He is the victor because I refuse to grow up. I did not settle for a Dodge Charger, instead I picked a slightly older, yet a car with more creature comforts, the Monte Carlo SS. The SS stands for Super Sexy, OH YEAH! This car comes with everything except a chick that will suck my dick, some things you have to get on your own I guess. This little adventure began this afternoon, with someway giving me a certified cheque ina quite adequat amount for my old Mustang. Thus money was then used to put money down on the Silver Sexy machine. There will still be enough left over to pay off some debts, and license the SS. This is all so shocking as yesterday I was amost certain I was going to become a full time grown up and buy a Charger. Nothing against this Charger, it's a nice car, very reasonably priced too. It just was too plain for me. Growing up aint happening to me yet.
Now for the weather. It's fucking hot. Thanks. Ali.
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Forecast

This week we are hoping for some cloudy skies to get rid of this scorching heat, or an air conditioner. Mmmmm reconditioned air. Also in this forecast it seems the possibility of new car is fast approaching but what is even more surprising is it seems the departure of old car is even a greater possibility. More to come on that story in the following days tho and now for sports. It seems that this years crop of young Weyburn Red Wing superstars have finally come to realise there full potential. Shocking videos on the internet have pointed out several of the young players playing a heated game of hiding the ol salami, with each other. Thats right sports fans, they have finally come out of the closet and are now open with there gayness. Finally some of you young boys can fulfill your live long dreams of being a puck, sorry ladies you now have to resort to the old school name for your adventures of SLUT. That's about it for the news so far, stay tuned for more activities to follow. SHIBBY!!
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Friday, August 15, 2008

Wisdom??

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Broken Path

I found my way back home
Everythings gone and changed 
But me
I want to playback
Every word and sound
To show you
I want a real life
Till I broke away from it
Until I feel it
I feel nothing at all

And I'm telling you I'm sorry
Everything has changed
And I'm telling you I'm sorry
Nothing I can do

I want my world back
I can't fix what is done
It's over
Can you see it
All the thoughts that I had
I'm sorry
I can remember
The last time you called
I waited
Until I feel it
I feel nothing at all

And I'm telling you I'm sorry
Everything has changed
And I'm telling you I'm sorry
I'm sorry

I can't believe that
All up inside this
Can you see all the ways I've changed
I want to witness
Everything you have
Covered inside my hope and escape

And I'm telling you I'm sorry
Everything has changed
And I'm telling you I'm sorry
I'm sorry

I found my way back home
Everythings gone and changed
But me
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