Monday, May 26, 2008

Religious Rantings

I believe that the Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup. That's right and if they don't win, you know I bet they are going to set a record by being the only team to ever lose in the Stanley Cup Finals despite having lost fewer games then their opponents in the playoffs. Come on someone go and look this fact up.
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Moved In

Well I'm all moved into my new pad. I even put most of my things away. It's great to have my own place. I even had guests over already. It took one of these guests approximately five minutes to spill beer to. I'm not going to mention any names as to whom it was, but you can probably all make a good guess. I already have a mess to clean up. As well as the beer spill, there are some bottles and a pizza box to gather up. Should be fun tonight.
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Monday, May 19, 2008

Spiritual Day

I believe  that moving sucks. It's alot of work and it seems that alot of your friends find excuses to NOT help you move, or just say maybe then don't show at all. No biggie, it's all done. I also believe that if a friend is helping you do something you provide food and beverages for them, of the beer variety mostly, unless of course that friend owes you a big big huge favor. A favor so great that someone's life was taken for it, possibly murdered, like an ex wife or husand.

Anyways I'm all moved in, just gotta put things away so that I can enjoy walking around my house. Probably having a bit of a housewarming next weekend. If you read this, you are invited. If you know where I live, stop on by. If you aren't any of the 2, then you are S O L my friend. If you wanna know where I am, just call me, text me, email me, or do something in the form of communication.
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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Moving, Aint it a Bitch

Moving sure is fun. Well I am not to sure how this one will go. Shouldn't be so bad. I'm kinda impressed, for the second time in a row friends are actually helping me. You know how good your friends really are when they help you move.  The big say is Saturday, if you wanna be a good friend and help, gimme a call or an email.


Few little other tidbits of news for you. I will no longer have access to a computer. IUn orther words I don't have my own yet, just the one here at work. I have decided to try and do more posting tho. I was thinking 2 or 3 a week. I just need to brainstorm some ideas to get me going, like my Top Ten, etc. So things are gonna start happening here, hopefully.
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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Spiritual Sunday

I believe that this year the Detroit Red Wings are finally going to win the Stanley Cup. I say finally because they've had a damn good team for a number of years, and have not won it. It seemed that every year, Detroit was the number 1 team in the regular season but would choke in the playoffs. This year, WOW they are good. They are making Dallas look like an amateur pee wee team, just like they did to Colorado. Oh and if you were wondering, I am not a Detroit fan. I was hoping for Calgary, but they sure disappointed me. They played quite poorly. Well some of their players played good, but its a team effort. I knew Calgary wouldn't make it too far tho, but i hoped. I actually picked Dallas and Pittsburgh to play for the cup. I also figured Pittsburgh would beat Dallas. It looks like Pittsburgh is going to end up playing Detroit though. Also to you hockey talk show people that picked San Jose to go all the way, What were you thinking? Calgary played San Jose first round, and Calgary is a tough team. I said at the beginning that whoever beat Calgary would lose their next round. Calgary is just way to physical of a team, especially in the play offs. MORONS!
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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Spiritual Sunday

I believe in a game of paper rock scissors that rock always wins. If you don't believe me, hit yourself with a piece of paper then try a rock.
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Friday, May 02, 2008

Tell Me, Who is the Real Racist?

There are African Americans,
Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans,
Arab Americans,
Native Americans, etc.
....And then there are just -
Americans.

You pass me on the street
and sneer in my direction.
You Call me 'White boy,'
'Cracker,' 'Honkey,'
'Whitey,' 'Caveman,'
....And that's OK.

But when I call you Nigger,
Kike, Towel head,
Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink,
....You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot
of violence against you,
so why are the ghettos the most
dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Hispanic History Month.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Asian History Month.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have Yom Hashoah..
You have Kawanza.
You have the NAACP.
And you have BET.

If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television)
....We'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day
....You would call us racists.

If we had White History Month
....We'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites
to 'advance'OURlives,
....We'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce,
a Black Chamber of Commerce,
and then we just have the plain
Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that?

If we had a college fund that only gave
white students scholarships
....Youknowwe'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly-proclaimed
Black-only Colleges in the US ,
yet if there were 'White-only Colleges'
....THAT would be a racist college.
(and I might add, probably illegal. ?)

In the Million-Man March,
you believed that you were
marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights,
....You would call us racists.

You are proud to be black,
brown, yellow and red,
and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride
....You call us racis ts.!

You rob us,
carjack us,
and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer
shoots a black gang member
or beats up a black drug-dealer
who is running from the LAW and
posing a threat to ALL of society
....You call him a racist.

I am proud.
....But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only
whites
can be racists?
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