Sunday, March 30, 2008

Spiritual Sunday

Here I am, up at the crack of 10AM. Got 1 more day of work at my old job. I’m going to kind of miss the place. I haven’t been treated with respect and dignity in the work force in a long time. It was nice to actually feel like I was worth something. Anyways I’m gonna do a post on this likely sometime later this week. I’m very excited to start my new job. It opens the door to alot of possibilities and I feel like I migt actually be able to have a future now.

Alright here it is, my weekly spiritual ritual. I believe that Kate Beckinsale thinks as much about me, as I do about her.   http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=Kate+Beckingsale&um=1&ie=UTF-8

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

SHWEET!!

Hey there sports fans. Do you pay taxes? Do you pay too much in taxes? Don’t we all. Ever wonder where that tax money goes? Well I’ll let you in on a little secret. It goes into my bank account. Yup directly there. Not all of it tho, no worries. The government still keeps some of it for Swedish hookers and crack. That Prime Minister ol whats his name has a bad bad case of the snorting crack of Swedish hookers asses addition. Its true. No I havn’t seen it with my own eyes but I’ve been told by a friend of a friend, whos brother was one of these Swedish hookers so it must be true.

Thats my way of telling you I got a new job. I now work for the govment. I start on Tuesday at 8am.  I get to make more money, which you the taxpayer will be providing me with, and benefits and all that stuff. Should be fun. I also might actually getto use a good chunk of my educational background now. Bout damn time.

Anyways I’m pretty damn happy now, so I dare you to try and kill my buzz.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Spiritual Sunday

I believe that here should be an application process for clothing before it is purchased. A physical is extremely necessary. Take the bikini for example. Also tank tops and low rider jeans, and of course the thong.
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Friday, March 21, 2008

Fuck You Facebook

Friday is here and Facebook is going to get it. You might be asking how can something I am a part be worth fucking. Well such is life. First I’ll be nice and list the good things that facebook offers. Its a great way to keep in touch with your friends, spy on them, see what and who they are doing, and other stalking related things. It has a million things you can do on it. That about ends that chapter. Feel free to add to anythign you think I’ve missed. No for the bad. Those millions of things you can do on facebook, all pretty much suck big fat hairy donkey balls and they lso are limitting your creativity. Thats right people, you can be creative. Use your words if you can’t draw or paint, or play a sport. Also Facebook sucks in general. There isn’t anything cool you can do it on that you can’t do somewhere else. In fact Facebook is fucking creepy. You can stalk anyone on your frend list and some of there friends as well. C R E E P Y ! ! Fuck You Facebook. You are nothing new that no one has seen befre. Just because you can take a bunch of lame ass things and put them on your site, does not make you cool. It shows how fucking bored you are. I guess Fucking Facebook is just merely a way to kill your boredom. Which is sad, you could read, write, or actual go the fuck outside. Even watching tv better expands you mind then this Fucking thing. So yeah Fuck You Facebook. Get Bent.
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Returning

Thats right baby, I am back. For how long, I cannot say. For reasons I cannot explain. I do know what i’ll be doing. I’m going to try and do soemthing new. It’ll be short and comedic. It’s going to take place on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Why Suday? Cuz I’m in control here.  can do whatever I want here, whenever I want, and however I want to do it. You just try and get the FCC to stop me. Go on try it. I dare you. Chicken.

Well I haven’t been gone, I’ve been busy. Brainstorming and what not. Working on the Demon Slayer series and I have another writing I am working on as well and some songs Ive been trying to finish up. I am going to do a famous Friday posting tomorrow. It should be a gooder. Be sure to check it out and stop back Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

I have one more thing to add. Andrew those jokes you posted, they are by far the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Yes. That was sarcasm. Andrew, your sense of humor is only greated by your dating skillz. Yeah I said it, my page, can do it. Also I am quite happy to see Robot Chicken back for another season. buk buk.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Laws

The Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of
twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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