The World Needs Heroes

LOL ya. i read it and my hart is now broken. :( i guess next time we meat i'll really have to but on the charm. no creapy bars, and no cougers. we'll go some where nice. some where, were we can reconect. i guess i just started to take you for granted. but i can change. so please don't give up on me yet i'm going through a tough time right now and need support, not abandoment. any ways i hope to hear from you again soon.

alway with love
Ryan

That's right. He said it. Now I'm leaving this weeks Fuck You up to you. Should I say Fuck You to Ryan or should I give him another shot. Is he playing a trick on me, or are his words like his dreamy eyes, dreamy mcdreamboatey. You make the call. Fuck You Ryan. Or Fuck You Ryan.

I have a challenge for you, my loyal and faithful viewers. You all now know about my bannishment from my previous place of employment. I am challenging you, to find any comments on this blog that resemble "unreasonable and groundless anger" towards that establishment. Is there a prize? Possibly. Now go fourth people.

I'm also going to try and say something nice here about my past place of employment and co-workers.  There are of course a few things and people I will miss. Some more than others. The only real thing I miss about work there is the fact that I got paid pretty decent to occupy a space for 8 hours. Dealing with people, especially in the service industry can be a real bitch. Some people are "groundlessly retarded" but that' the extreme negative to the job. I'm looking forward to my new job. It'll be a big switch. i'm assuming in my 8 hour shift that I'll be doing work for a good 6 hours of it at least. Quite possibly all 8. Nothing wrong with that. Less time to think. Thinking can be quite bad.

Not sure how much time and effort will be put into this blog since now I'd only be blogging on "my time". I had a few projects on the go. There's my comic I was working on, also a few songs. I'll try my best to blog at least 3 times a week. Especially on Friday and Saturday as that is my therapeutic weekend. See you all sometime. Later.

Had quite an interesting retirement party on Thursday. It was fun until we went to the Royal. I hate that bar. Why I went I don't know but I did. Kinda got into a little scrap. No punches landed, I didn't throw any. Some guy said he knew me, I replied I don't know you but I sure know your mom. Then he tried to hit me. The key word tried. I grabbed his arm, spun him around and put a choke hold on him. He was out in 30 seconds. Other than that the night was just drinking and having a general good time.

I'm looking real forward to starting over in the work force. As you can tell the Inn was a dead end job. This one seems like there is potential for you if you want it. That's all I've ever really been looking for. Somewhere where if you work hard, you move up. It makes someone feel good when they move up. Employees need that every now and then.

That's really all I got to say. My car is as ready for winter as it will be. That was fun today. Not sure what's happening tonight yet. Could be something, could be nothing. We'll see.

To:    All Employees

Subject Special High Intensity Training:


In order to ensure that we continue to produce the highest quality
work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T)





We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in
the country. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the job. please see your supervisor. You will be placed at
the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention. All of our
supervisors are particularly well qualified to see that you get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed. If you consider
yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in
helping us to train others. We can add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING TRAINING
which is B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.





If you have further questions, please address them to HEAD OF
TRAINING, (H.O.T.) S.H.I.T PROGRAM.





   Thank you





                                                           BOSS IN
GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH


                                                           INTENSITY
TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)





P.S.    With the personality that some of you display around


        here, you could easily become the DIRECTOR OF


       INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.)

That's what I deal with on a daily basis here. Bullshit, Dipshit, and basic Shit. Goes along great with the retarded monkeys. One has now been put in charge. HAHA to all you still working here. I'm done. I'm going to enjoy my long weekend off, start up fresh on Monday. Thursday night should be interesting. Not sure who's all coming out. Your welcome to though. Still need some ideas for things to do on the grandest finale. Time is ticking to get your input in.

If you haven't figured it out yet it's Sunday. Glorious Sunday. Thursday at 12 or Friday at 12. Whichever you want to call it is my last shift with these retarded monkeys. Come out and celebrate. Should be a grand old time. Art will be our bartender. I'll provide some entertainment. Feel free to contribute. Also put in some requests for what should go down that night and on my last shift. All I have so far is to jerk off in the VLT room which, sorry to inform you is not going to happen. Nice try thought Art. Lets see some suggestions roll in. There are no stupid answers only people. Retarded monkeys are among the dumbest for of these.

Now for my exciting last weekend. I got to push around not 1 but 2 drunks. That's always exciting. On my last Friday shift here, there was a 40 to 50ish man. He was drunk as fuck. Also poor as fuck. He wanted a room. Unfortunately he had no money, or not enough. He was close though. He had $40, little over halfway there. He was also quite beaky. Anyways I ended up calling him a cab, he waited patiently and ever so quietly in the lobby, NOT. 10 minutes pass, he comes and asks for a room again. I ever so gentlemanly told him to get the fuck outside and wait for his cab. Then after a little bit further of a discusion on this matter, I escorted him outside and he stayed.

Now on my last Saturday shift here. I met another nicely intoxicated little retarded monkey. He lost his key or ate it. Not sure there he was quite drunk, beaky and annoying. Knocking on the counter while I was opening the safe. Those things are minor what got me was the walk to his room and him beaky at me the whole time. Then after I opened his door, I got a "Thank You" push. He got a get the fuck in your room push. And as always after I push someone into their room, I stand outside the door and wait to see if they come back out. He didn't so that was the end of that.