Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Angry Nintendo Nerd RULES

Like the title says. He rules. Check him out. He's been added to my list of links. He's just a nerdy guy, playing shitty nintendo games, and drinking beer. He is one fowl mouthed son of a bitch. DAMN FUNNY though. Just watch it man. Laugh your buffalo inflated ass off.

Also I'm getting 3 days off. HA

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Laziness Thy Name is Sunday

Seems the late nights are catching up with me. Yeah it happens.

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Superman's S.H.I.T.S.

Pretty good week here for the World's Most Unknown Superhero. I paid some bills. Had someone lie to me, which was expected, had someone else lie to me, which was also expected, stuck it to the man, cracked the man's skylight, and so forth. Today tho topped the cake. I found my old drumsticks. there are 6 pairs left, plus an extra. But that is just the tip of the iceberg my friends. I also found someone in Regina with a set of drums for sale. Cheap, cheap too. So as soon as I get a day off, I'm going to get me some drums and start this little thing I like to call, Rock and Roll all over again. My neighbors will oonce again be annoyed by the loud precusions coming from my basement, and my friends will be marvelled as they will never hear me bang my drum, as drums are not that easy to transport. Should be a grand old time though. Fucking EH!!
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Friday, August 24, 2007

Fuck You Man

That's right, last night I was sticking it to the man. And SHH the man doesn't know yet. Just keep this on the DL alright. Last night after work and a swim, I decided drinking on the roof top of the Inn was a good idea. It sure as hell was. FUCK YOU MAN.  It was a bit chilly, stupid man making it cold, FUCK YOU MAN. Not much else to say about the roof top experience. It was pretty good, minus the cold. Oh and I cracked the skylight. See I was going to moon the Man at the desk. FUCK YOU MAN. As I sit upon the skylight I hear a cracing noise. Yup, cracked the skylight. Take that man. FUCK YOU.
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Superman's Weekly Top Ten

I haven't done one of these in quite awhile. Frankly they are actually kinda hard to come up. Be thankful I have one for this week and pray to your god that I have one for next week as well.

Top 10 Things Not to Say to Your Woman

10.  "Umm what's your name again?"

9.. "You look so cute when you're pissed off" 

8. "Well I don't know. What do you think I did?"

7. "So do I pay you now or after we're done?" 

6. "Well I didn't hear your sister complaining last week"

5. "You're eyes sparkle when you're angry" 

4. "Do you know your boobs jiggle when you yell at me?" 

3. When she asks you her eye color, do not repeat 34 C 

 2. "Is that your mom? DAMN!!" 

1. After Saying #2. "What happened to you, you look nothing like her"

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

New Life in 3 to 10

Guess what? I do read the news. Didn't think I would ever do that did you. Well read this little article here and then you'll see.  http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070820/health/health_artificial_life

 

So Lifeforms could possibly be created. What does this mean for society? Hopefully not more scum sucking mooche bags that take my tax dollars and spend it on booze. Hopefully they don't make artificial lifeforms but instead organs. No longer will there be a wait for organ donor transplants. Life as we know it could actually be prolonged and made better for those suffering. Superman cares a great deal about his fellow mankind.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Thoughts a Ponderun

Had a nice relaxing day to myself. Haven't had one of those in quite awhile. It sure was nice. Got somethings figured out. I believe I am now ready for the truth. Being told, and answering. So if anyone out there thinks I am hiding anything from them, catch me while you still can. I'm in confessional mode. Just be prepared for the answers.

I'm also hoping and praying that by October my debts will no longer be in arrears. Help from a former friend sure would be great but as if that'll happen. Guess that's why you can pick your friends but not your friends' noses. 

Got alot of fond memories I'm hanging onto to. Great friends and great times. Reflecting on life sure smooths things out.

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Superman's S.H.I.T.S.

This was a most glorious week. I had three fun filled days in a row. It all started off with hanging with Kristie which involved a pretty good movie. Simpson's. Lots of laughs there, and it of course ended with some drinking. Lots of drinking in excess of the required amount. Then Thursday came around and I got divorced. If you've never been in this situation I can't describe it for you. It feels great. This chapter is now as closed as closed can be in my life. The only thing left remaining in it is to get the actual papers all typed up and professional looking. Everything is signed and dealt with. Oh and it only took a whole hour. That's the best part. It was quick and painless and then I could get back to my hangover dealings. It was kind of a rough day, beause of the night before. That's my fault though. It was all worth it. Friday not only capped off 3 days off but I made a phone call and found out some very important imformation. Not sure how many people now of the information but I said I'd keep it a secret so it's staying that way. It's quite good information though. Helps close off another chapter in my life. I was hoping August would turn out wonderful. I had no idea how wonderful it could really be though.
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Friday, August 17, 2007

Fuck You It's Friday

TGIF what a load of crap. Anyways I'm not overly pissed this week about anything. Just confused. See I had my next step in life all ready to go but now I'm not sure if I give a rats ass. It's not overly important or anything, just somethings that would be nice to know but I'm thinking I won't get the truth anyways and I'm not sure I care. Fuck You. I have to say that it's Friday. I'm not really aiming it at anyone in particular anyways. So I can say it as much and as often as I want. And I can anyways No one will stop me. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Simpson's Did It

Saw the Simpson's movie last night. Quite hilarious and good. It actually had a plot much unlike the show does. Wish they'd go back to the days. Oh well, the stupid nonesense era is in. I only hope I die before it becomes to much to bare. Back to the movie now, it seems that Kristie and myself were the only people laughing during the movie. Weird as it was so hilarious. Bunch of fuddy duddys live in Weyburn is all I got to say about that. We enjoyed the show, the company, and the Jagr. Made for quite an evening.

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