The World Needs Heroes

Not sure who all I told this but as of the end of this month there will be a nice incentive given out for working at the crap bucket many of you call, "The Inn". I have no clue how the choice for the employee of the year is being made but I know the winner gets a trip to one of the resorts owned by the new owners, in PEI. Round airfare and meals for 2 adults and 2 children are included. There's some incentive. I do feel this is a ploy to get people to kiss ass and there has been quite a bit of ass kissing going on here lately. None by me though. That's right, yours truly still believes in that load of crap that good, hard working, honest folks, get their rewards. So wish my luck. Why because if I win, you will not see me for 5 days this summer and I'll come back with pictures, and stories, and all kinds of goodies for you. I am Mr. Nice guy. It'll happen. Believe. Believe. BELIEVE!

On another note, for some strange and unrelated reason. I am sick. I was quite healthy yesterday. Ask Kim. No I feel like dieing. Might be going from my extreme happy place, to this crap bucket and finding some crap in the bucket. I donno you'd think I'd know by now that the crap bucket is always full. Live and learn.

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And it isn't even all my fault, KRISTIE

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As many of you know I am a proud father. I'm also a creative genious, lol. This is my oldest daughters top ten weird word list. They grow up so fast.

10. Crybaby Gramma (my mom whines alot hehe) 

9. Butt Pirate (hehe) 

8.  Poopermonster (no clue here, ask Haley)

7. Coconut (head) 

6. Rump Ranger (haha Ranger of the Rumps) 

5. Poopasaurus (Not quite as bed as the Rex, but not good either) 

4. Crummer (it's another word for bum) 

3. Monkey Butt (haha monkey butt) 

2. Poopasaurus Rex (She went through a bit of a dino phase, I helped her out, this is the smelliest of Reptiles) 

1. Butt Cheese (Not quite sure what it is but the question arises, Do you want butt cheese?)

I'll add a little on #1. It's a term of endearment with her, if you do no have butt cheese. So far only 3 people do not have it, Her, myself, and her cousin Kayla.

Had a nice peaceful and fun filled evening on Saturday. Ate some Buffalo steaks. Pretty good. Way better then beefalo burgers, not quite the same as some beef steak but still damn good. Got to meet some dogs. They were cute and only each canned me once. Thanks guys. Went to a little picninc thinger, well I didn't eat anything there but a tainted tuna twizzler, which was not very appetizing. Tasted like a nasty ass marshmallow but was blue, and stickier. played some frisbee. Glowing frisbee. There's some cool shots of it taken. Ii'll post the link the the site at the bottom. Played some kind of a strange soccer with a big purple soccer. Not sure what we were doing, kinda kicking it back and forth but every now and then someone would make a run with it. Just wanting attention is all that was. Bend it like Jeff. I feel a few times, it hurt but I survived. Went for a creepy stroll around creepy Souris Valley and some people tok some creepy pictures. I also took another shot to the jiblits by some sort of low hanging devil tree. My jiblits were not having a good time, but I was so we kept rolling on. Later we decided to let off some fireworks. Not in town, what you think I hang with a bunch of criminals. We went to Binns farm and let them off in the wind. Not an easy task but eventually we discovering sparklers don't blow out. Kristie, aka Pillow Pullveriser also learnt to walk with the wind not against it as you light fireworks. Nothing happened no injuries but it was interesting. She also learnt to watch Matt cuz when he lights a firework he just throws it down and makes oyu wonder which way it's facing, which luckily for me, was in Kristie's direction. Once again she escaped unharmed but I think she's gonna have one of those funny deaths like in "Dead like me" Flower Power had alot of power and not so much flower. Screamers are fun, and not sure what to call the rest but it was a decent show. Better then anything Weyburn woulda put on anyways. All in all another fun night with my friends, which seems to be the norm when I hang with this bunch of misfits. Sadly though the night turned sour when I walk to Subway had a turn for the worse. I walk just aorund the corner on the Inn and a step and ow ow pain. Unbearable yet familiar pain. That's right. I rolled my ankle. Son of a bitch that hurt. Good thing the alcohol in my system numbed the pain. I was still able to make the voyage to subway for some delicious snacks, and cookies though. Fear not, I didn't starve, nor did Kim. That's kinda how my life goes, I can run around, play, flop around all day with no side effects, take a short journey to catch some grub and things go wrong. Aint life mysterious. That's it for tonite folks. Maybe some more news tomorrow, who knows.

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Happy Mother's Day to all you mommy's out there. I'm thinking there aren't alot of you that read this blog. I can think of 4 that do. Hope you got your mommy's somrthing nice for today. They have done alot for us and still do. Flowers are nice, tears a few of them even I hear. Must be allergies for some mothers out there. What did I get my wonderful Mommy. Well nothing. I offered to take her out to supper on me on Friday but she refused. I'll be a bit more...  WOW I just realized I got stood up by my own mother. Just goes to show you nice guys get treated like SHIT in life huh. Well I'll maybe find some videos to post up with this, other then that, check ya later.

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Been doing alot of thinking lately. Mostly on my career path. The thing is I want and think I deserve something better then where I'm at right now. The problem with that is, i'm actually somewhat happy here, happier then I've ever been. Well, work wise. This job is a snap, and the pay isn't great but it's enough to keep my here. I get paid $10/hr to basically sit at a desk for 8 hours and surf the net. Hence this blog page and my comic book that i'm working on. Kills the time at work. There's also access to a pool after hours. I'll just have to be a beat sneaker about it and invite less friends over. There are also some real cool people that work here, some assholes and idiots too but I can usually avoid them like the plague. My option to upgrade would have to consist of me going to school for now. Unless I get all caught up with my little debts, then I can look into relocating but I'm thinking school would be the best option for now. Which scares me, I'm 27 and already should have enough of an education to do something better. Maybe I do just need to get my ass out of Weyburn. Which is what I'm planning on? Midale aint an option at all. My old man is driving my insane. He has no patience and still thinks he knows what's best for me. Granted I could use some more money, everyone could but the jobs he wants me to do aren't gonna happen. So I guess i'll put up with his SHIT for a bit more until I am back on my feet. Then we'll see where the wind blows me. Looking forward to going out this Saturday with some friends. Should be a nice time as usual. I'm thinking we're gonna run into some PO PO tho. Meh PO PO means fun.

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