The World Needs Heroes

Well I can't do any work on anything with the past, and I am sofa ucking bored i decided what the hell, update for you all. Thursday night I left work and went up to Regina. There was a bed there that was just dieing for me to sleep in it. God Simmons are so comfy. Gotta get my one of those, some day, when I get some money. Friday night went to see some local Regina bands and the Exchange. Linger, Kim's highschool mates. Wow I was impressed with them. They sound good, the lead singer doesn't just sit there and sing, he actually talks to the crowd. They put on a great show, even greater considereing I was expecting some amateur act with mis cord's and just a bunhc of misfits sitting on stage staring into space playing with their instruments. No Linger rocks. Gotta go to another one of their shows, and buy a CD. Dave makes the band tho, at least live, he's entertaining. The other 4 memebers give it a great sound. Unique sound too. Then there was Tripod. These guys need some performing work. They sound alright but nothing spectacular. I think maybe adding a few more memebers would do you guys some good, but then you can't really be called tripod, maybe double trpod i donno. Then Stillseed. These guys fucking rock too. They sound alot like the Deftones I think or whoever signs that song Bruises. You know "Come on get up, lemme see your bruises, come on get up" There whole band knows how to put on a show and their lead guitarist reminds me of me, tongue out and jamming away. Except my shirt stays on, and I would never get a mohawk, oh and I would shave my back if I looked like a monkey with my shirt off. Anyways there's Friday night WOO!!  Saturday was nothing exciting, just some relaxing and lounging around with Kim. Amasing how you miss just doing that. We hadn't done that in about a month, it was a nice change of pace. Went out and got my tatoo drawn up. Looks pretty damn cool. I just gotta pick out a skull and I forgot about mentioning blood in the drawing and I gotta make a change to the shield. hen I need the money and i'll cry like a little emo bitch. Kim got this cool tribal design acros her lower back. Looks pretty bad ass, even tho it's so fresh. It'll look pretty fricken sweet in a couple weeks I'm sure. I likely won't be getting mine done till summer. I might have the oney to get it done around March  but I think I wanna wait till after the Heaven and Hell Concert. Being as they are floor seats and all.  Watched a pretty kickes maximus assicus movie Saturday night. The Protector starring Tony Jaa. Wow can that guy make an entrance. Tho the story line is weak the ass kicking is fucking awesome. Sunday nght saw Hannibal Rising. That guy is one twisted and smart fuck. If you have seen the Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, and Red Dragon. You'll enjoy this movie a bit more. Kinda interesting seeing why he's such a sick fuck. I think they are probably gonna do another make of this, Hannibal basically jump from 18 to and old 40 50 year old. Lots of room for some hollywood big shot to make a great movie or a big fuck up. Anyways there's my weekend in a nutshell. I had fun, hope you did too.  And some of you know of a certain thing I was gonna get a certain Linger memeber to do. Didn't happen. I had the opportunity but I wanted a bigger audience. Maybe later tho. Muhaha!

So I told you I was done blogging till I had some issues resolved. Till my baggage was freed up. Well it isn't yet but so much closer now. I'm using the baby steps approach. Take things slow and one at a time. Seems to be working out just fine. Got the assets agreed upon and that is almost settled. Just need 1 piece of information to write in the contract and then to get it signed, not counting the money for it. But it's agreed upon right now so that's good. Almost got my fricking court paper filled out. That will likely be done tomorrow evening at the latest. Then I go get another form from the court and fill that out, then back to negotiations and typing up agreements. Then sit and wait. AH!! Resolved and issue with Kim as well. It was quite easy to resolve actually. I lso feel alot better about that now too. Oh and to make me sound even more super heroish I did all this while battling some strange and peculiar illness. Pnemonia I suspect. Got a couple people I wanna thank this week. Thanks Julia, my sister. Thanks to the Prof for running me around on Friday. He only got some sub par chinese food for his troubles too.

Well this weekend, provided my illness goes away, I'm off to the Exchange in Regina to listen to some local bands perform. Should be a decent show. Won't compare at all to the concert I was at a few weekends ago but I'm not expecting it to. Also finally get to spend some time with Kim. Haven't seen her since last Sunday. Sure miss her alot. One more thing to say then you likely won't hear from me till next week. I rock, did I mention i rock. I also love to rock. Ever heard of a little band called Down. Well I'm gonna be rocking out to them, oh yeah. Oh and there's this other band, perhaps you've heard of Megadeth. Have you??   Ah well I'll be rocking out to them too. Oh and I donno, not alot of people have heard about this band, maybe you have Black Sabbath??  No. Oh well i'm rocking out to them to. March 16th in Regina. Floor seats baby YEAH!! I also might have a couple extra tickets. I invited the mcmaser of lame, Candice, and her manthing Carter. Seems she hasn't responded yet. So if she says no. I got 2 extra tickets. Now go on and worship me my followers. Suck up to me and you may receive an extra ticket or two. For the gods of rock are calling, and they wish you to salute their dark master, ME!!

Well this will likely be my last blog for awhile. Had an awesome weekend full of laughs, giggles, shits, booty shaking, rump spanking, etc. Had quite a scare and around noon. Moped around about it for a bit. Fixed it and now i'm back and good to go, minus the chin pubes. This scare did make me realize something. There is something in my life that I should be paying more attention to. No it isn't the great and wonderful Kim, or the Wonder Captain Oblivious or even Jeremy the "Sheep Herder". Hey Jeremy "BAA!!BAA!" I should be spending more time on my past problems. Fixing them and such not. They are going good but still i'm gonna focus more time on them then this blog page. So now instead of blogging at work and pissing around on the net, I'm gonna do research and draw up agreements so that I can settle my past and look forward to my dull future. Kidding my future will turn out just right. So I say farewell to you loyal readers. Maybe??

Alright there were few negatives at this kick ass concert I went to on Saturday. The show was awesome the music was pumping, the whole experience was just awesome. However some people do not know how to behave at a concert and FUCK YOU you retards. First off there was the old granny t shirt lady. FUCK YOU. Are you blind?? We were in the front right under your nose for a good 20 mins. Apparently you didn't see us. You blind fucking bitch.  We talked to you after 5 mins so you would notice us more. Apparently you are a blind and deaf retard. Quite a rare breed. I bet your parents are so proud of you. I hope to god you did not reproduce that would be a sad sad sight. Well There are more retards at the concert that needed some fucking attention so I'm done with you you FUCKING OLD BITCH! Alright who's next??  How about the fucking retards that buy beer and actually believe they have the ability to push their way through a crowd of people without spilling. HELLO!!  Were you born this retarded or does this seem logical to you. I don't know how many people spilt their entire beer on me but there was alot. I reaked like a brewery. After awhile I puposely pushed these "special retards".  Serves them right. I hope you paid a fortune for your beer to. Some people really need ALOT of help through life. Alright lastly the moshers. Yeah moshing is cool, I would have partaken in it had the crowd been a bit more experienced and not all fucking 14 year olds. But their age was not the probelm. The problem was that they seemed to think everyone wanted to mosh. The last mosh pit I was at the pushing stayed in the pit. No retard ran full throttle into the crowd. No one even got pushed into the crowd.  Unlike you little fucking turds. Anyways I don't feel bad about elbowing some little 12 year old in the head. He shouldn't have been running at me. I don't feel bad about the people that I elbowed in the spine, or the two that I pushed to so hard they hit the floor. They knew they were ficking retarded. One of them almost thought he should fight me, but after getting 6 feet away. Decided nah. That was a pretty smart move there you retard. Maybe quit being a retard you Fucking retard. Alright I thinki'm good now for the week. Hopefully things continue to run smoothly for me. Peace out and remember, don't be a FUCKING CONCERT RETARD!

Found this little IQ test. Tell me your scores and then next week I will comment and tell you what I got. I might give out a prize if you get them all right, depends on how many do it. No cheating. and GO!

http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q:It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send
me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (England )
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.

Q:Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country borderingGer-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night n ancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come aked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? (USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent. They roam the city streets eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. Spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking will scare them off.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.