Saturday, December 29, 2007

Happy Festivus

I know. I just ragged on Christmas yesterday. Well if you read ALL the words I wrote, you'd remember that I like the season. I enjoyed the looks on everyone's faces when they opened their presents from me. I enjoy the togetherness of family and friends. All my family seemed to enjoy, or faked it pretty good, with what they received. Especially the kids. Kids and Christmas go together like Halloween and kids. Only have a few more joy joy faces to see. That will be of my friends when they see what I got them. Though I'm thinking it'll be more of a cross eyed look of drunkeness, but it still counts as a happy smile in my drunken state for tat evening. PEACE!

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Friday, December 28, 2007

Merry Fucking Christmas

Yes Yes he truly is that bitter that he's pissed off about Fucking Christmas. What can I say I'm an evil spirited individual. Though I enjoy Christmas. It's a great time for getting together with family, and sometimes some of your friends come down to visit, or have time off. What I fucking hate about it, is how crazy the shoopers are. Like FUCK! I went a week before Christmas, cuz that was right after payday, and holy crap. Everywhere I went, and I mean everywhere, there was a 20 minute line up to pay. Walmart didn't really surprise me, but HMV and the LB did. What the fuck? Is nothing sacred. I hate shopping and I hate standing in line even more when I'm done shopping. It just delays my happiness and prolongs my misery. FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS............SHOPPERS!
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Read and Learn

Yes I can read. Quite well in fact. I also learn from the things I read. Like did you know that nibs are now peanut free? It's true. They wouldn't have written it on the package if it wasn't. I was also totally unaware that nibs ever contained peanuts in the first palce, but that no longer matters as now they are free from those wretched peanuts. See what things you learn from reading.  I am encouraging all of you to read more. Free yourself from that idiot box called TV. Read and learn more amazing wonders like that Addidas deodorant now has 0% aluminum. You heard it. If you doubt it, go read it for yourself. Just like what I learnt about the nibs, I learned from deodorant. I also discovered that aluminum is bad for you in deodorant. Makes me ponder why its there in the first place and what exactly it does. Apparently whatever it does it aint doing it in my addidas deodorant, since that contains 0% aluminum.  Could someone out there that reads more than me, please tell me what aluminum is doing in our deodorant.

Also now that you've read this, I'm encouraging you to go to www.youtube.com and do a search for eddie izzard lego, there are only 9 to watch, and don't watch the accordion one, you'll wish you had that 24 seconds of your life back. I am also dubbing Jeffy my new minister in charge of entertainment. Jeffy do me proud man.
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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Luxury or Laziness

I was watching tv, I know I know the irony of that is sweet huh, and I saw a little commercial. Apparently they are selling a dvd that helps you interact with your dog, actually a set of 4 dvds. www.thedogdvd.com I laughed while I watched this. Then I got sad. Is it true? Are we becoming that damn lazy? Are we truly that pathetic that watching some more tv, although with a purpose, is truely better than actually spending time with your beloved pet? What's next? Are they going to make DVDs about how to make a proper movie selection? Anything is possible.

I'll tap a little more into this. It seems that we now have many luxuries within our society. Most of them are due to technology. How many of these are good is your own personal preference. The remote control I think is a great one, especially now that pretty much every home has 200+ channels. There are some however that are not so fabulously wonderful and can be seen as the height of laziness. Rain sensor wipers come to mind. If you didn't know they actually have vehicles that have wipers that you don't have to turn on anymore. Your windshield gets wet and they automatically go off. Now I don't know about you vehicle but my wiper switch is not that far out of my reach. In fact its attatched to my steering column. I don't even have to fully extend an appendage to activate my wipers. Therefore I deem these rain sensor wipers quite a waste of $200. Yeah they cost about an extra $200. I know. I know alot of things now since I work at a dealership. If you want to get into them all, talk to me privately. So lets get a bit of a discusion going. What other things do you think are making us lazier and not benefitting really anyone? As an argument for my wipers, I suppose if you had no hands they would be quite useful, but that just brings about another question like, How the hell are you able to drive a car with no arms

Oh and if anyone of you is considering getting the dogdvd package, don't. If you are having trouble with your dog, talk to me. I might be able to make the little bastard stop barking, or peeing on things or whatever it may be doing that is irritating you. I will only charge alcohol. No mickeys or poverty packs though. My services don't come that cheap. Oh and if you want to get the dvd to find out how to spend time with your dog, here's a freebie. He's a fucking dog. Pet him, love him, play fetch with him, all you really have to do is acknowledge his presence like he does yours. Oh and feed him and water him, and remember to have your pet spayed or neutered.
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Saturday, December 22, 2007

SHIT

Can't have Fridays without Saturdays, or is that Saturdays without Fridays. Anyways the Saturday happiness is back. A first time thing happened to me yesterday. Out of all my years of working jobs, good and bad, mostly bad. I finally got one. A Christmas bonus. Seems my new boss treats his employees quite well. I've never had any nice treatment at work, besides a good job. Oh and I got a cake on my last day once. This new job tho, seems to have alot of benefits. It also has real benefits like medical dental and that. So far tho, there was a big Christmas party thrown for all the staff and the retired staff. Prizes were given out. Supper was included. There was some singing, by us and a choir. There were some games as well. It was a fun time. Then the next day there was a party for all the staff's children. Every child got a gift delievered by Santa himself. Not cheap gifts either like I was expecting. Also every child got a different gift. It's nice to see some effort put into these extra little benefits. It's also very nice to get ore than a "good job kid" or a congradulations. Then Friday I got my Christmas bonus. Which was $350 in gift certificates. Not too shabby. I already have a plan for them. So there's my happiness in a nutshell. I'll keep posting the good and the bad. Time to start doing something with this blog anyways.
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Friday, December 21, 2007

It's the Unwanted Return

Well it's Friday. I know I know I haven't been doing alot with this blog. Well that's about to change. The popular and sometimes banning Fuck You Fridays are returning. That's right I said it. I said Fuck. FUCK. Got a few things to get off my chest. First of all. Fuck me for not doing this sooner. This is very therapeutic and might possibly snap me outa this nasty mood I've been in lately. Fuck You for not getting on my case about doing this. You're the people. If you don't tell me what to do. I'll damn well do what I wants, when I wants. Wgich is going to include Weekly Fuck You Fridays. I'd do it more often but riday only comes once a week. I know I know. I's a shame. Lastly I'm giving a big Fuck YOU to the Royal Hotel and its whiskey. That damn shite made my IBS flare up which is still bothering me but has becoming much more tolerable. Why I go to the Royal is beyond me. I wish I knew. Oh yeah cuz the drinks were free. That's usually a good indicator of going there. Fucking Royal and its shit giving whiskey. Fuck YOU Royal. Keep your damn Fucking whiskey.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Self Control

You got no self esteem
You think you're so mistreated
You can't stand the little things
You cannot
Cannot believe that you cannot control your fate
This isn't what you wanted
Someone to break you down and it never goes away
It's not the life you wanted
Someone to break you, someone to make you

There's bruises on your face
I guess you fell down the steps again
That's such a shame
Cuz you let it
You let it happen over and over again
This isn't what you wanted
Someone to break you down and it never goes away
It's not the life you wanted
Someone to break you, someone to make you

It's just another day
The last day touches you again
But that's a personal thing
Pull the trigger
And it all goes away and you'll be turned to flesh
This isn't what you wanted
Someone to break you down and it never goes away
It's not the life you wanted
Someone to break you, someone to make you
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Close your eyes, you better, hold on tight
You never, look and tell yourself everything's alright
Focus and everything's alright

This isn't what you wanted
Some to break you down and it never goes away
It's not the life you wanted
Someone to break you, someone to make you
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Pray, pray
Close your eyes, you better, hold on tight
You never, look and tell yourself everything's alright
Focus and everything's alright
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Friday, December 14, 2007

This Day

I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
Our time has come to change my ways

On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life
There's a place, and a broken dream
And I leave it all leave it all behind

I'll never long for what might've been
Regret won't waste my life again
I want it back I'll fight to remain

On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life
There's a place, and a broken dream
And I leave it all behind
On this day, its so real to me, everything has come to life
Not a chance, to chase a dream
Not a chance to feel, chance to feel alive

Feelings kill me
All that could be
Let these sorrows
Let me be
Could you set me free
Could you set me free

On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life
There's a place and a broken dream
And I leave it all behind
On this day its, so real to me, everything has come to life
Not a chance, to chase a dream,
Not a chance to feel, chance to feel alive
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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Falling

Stuck in the middle, I burrow inside, back to the cradle
I waved all the pardons for my crimes, before betrayal
The past has found me, the truths come out, all that's remembered
With no place to fall but straight down, I must surrender

Well it seems I'm falling, falling, from everything
I want to love, I want to feel, find peace, find a way

There's a face upon me all my life, face of an angel
I look in the mirror only to find, the face of a stranger
With all that I've taken, I hunger for more, because I'm selfish
And all that I'm left with is a crown of thought, and I'm helpless

Well it seems I'm falling, falling, from everything
I want to love, I want to feel, find peace, find a way

Well I'll trade these lies for something right here
I will kill what hurts with something pure
I will bury these crimes so I can breath again

Well it seems I'm falling, falling, from everything
I want to love, I want to feel, find peace, find a way

Well it seems I'm falling, falling, from everything
I want to love, I want to feel, find peace, find a way
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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Evel Knieval Dead

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/12/01/1196394688218.html

Read the article.









Alright so sometime yesterday the most infamous daredevil died. He was battling afew illness, diabetes, Hepatitus C, lung conditions etc. Its all in the article. The daredevil age is no past but we should all take a moment of silence to remember an icon of his time. Oh and read the article.
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