Monday, November 26, 2007

Jump on It

I'm not a football fan. I don't watch alot of sports unles I am bored and there is nothing better on. Last night for some reason I was engulfed in a game. A game won by the closest pro sports team to me, location wise that is. I was watching the game, like alot of you were. I even got upset with a call and threw an empty can at the tv. I can't explain the passion I felt. Perhaps I was caught up in the moment. That must have been it. But for 1 game, I was a Rider faithful and likely won't be next year unless things look promising once again. Hey give me some credit, I at least only cheer for a certain team when they do good. Not every team that is. I'm sure there were alot of you others that were like me last night. Cheering on the Riders for just 1 game. So everyone, jump on the bandwagon, the Grey Cup is in Saskatchewan for a while.
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Friday, November 23, 2007

Almost Done

Its getting close now. I won. Time to reap the rewards. Only thing left to decide is whether to get them or sit back and relax and let them slowing seep in through the cracks. Not much else going on. If you want to here a great story about 2 concusions, possibly 3, and some hang gliding and sky diving. Give me a shout.
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Saturday, November 17, 2007

S.H.I.T.

Well it took some time and minimal effort, minimal effort was really all that was required, but no I no longer owe money to the SK's. Everyone this is where you applaud, cheer, and hoot and holler. There was little happiest sacrificed to achieve this, but with that there was little help. Someone should have helped since they are responsible for but $5 was all that was contributed. Tuesday should help solve that little problem. On towards my next mission before I am completely and utterly successfull. This one has great rewards for me and also involves no sacrificing of any kind that I can see. Should start up shortly after christmas. Then the GRANDE FINALE. That's spanisg for grand finale or is it french. My english aint to good. Anyways I'll be putting up another post on Tuesday and then we'll see. I've been quite busy altely doing things. You know, aligning the planets and saving things and what not. REALLY I'm totally Cereal.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Top 10 Reasons Not to go Hang Gliding

10. It requires little to no thought process what so ever.
9. You need a helmet. You'll find out why later.
8. Your friends only laugh harder at you, as you awaken from your Tarzan immitating slumber.
7. The ground is HARD.
6. Remember when your kite got stuck in a tree and it was lost forever?
5. You begin your adventure by running off a cliff and then jumping. Unless you are lucky enough to have someone pull you behind a truck, or boat.  Does that really sound lucky? Wasn't that on an episode of Beavis and Butthead?
4. Landing is not a delicate procedure.
3. Trees do not have felings and could give two shits about how fast your coming at them. 
2. Everything that is not softer then bubble wrap, is your new enemy.
1. You are a human kite. Remember when you were a kid flying your kite and for no reason your kite just takes a header to the ground. Nuff Said
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Wake Up

Ever been haveing one of those dreams that you can't wake up from. I'm living one right now or is it real? There are times where I'm just waiting for someone to wake me up. Tell me its a dream. Tell me its not real. That likely aint gonna happen, but I guy can dream right. I guy should dream. Dream of better tomorrows and forget about his yesterdays. Yeah I've been quite busy with my new job. Been doing some philosophizing too. Thinking, plotting revenge. Same old same old. I am a very busy man, even in dream world. Also noticed my blog has gotten a bit more boring. No more Fucking. No more SHIT. Basically nothingness. Its a phase. Deal with. Master of Dark Illusions has spoken, thus it shall be written in stone, etched in blood on an innocent, thus the message shall be heard and understood by all forever. Insert evil laugh.
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