Not Thinking Monday
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling
> water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove
> itself.
>
> 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else
> to hold them while you chop.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by
> using the sink. Piss in the sink instead ( But if she finds out your
> dead anyway)
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
> to use a timer.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
> doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,
> use the duct tape.
>
> 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> Daily Thought:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ... NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
> THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!
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