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This weeks top ten is brought to you by the guy that went to a kick ass concert on the weekend. ME  hahaha!!  Alright enough of that on with the show.

Top Ten Rules for Concert Ettiquette

10. Everyone is there t have fun. If someone falls down pick them up.

9. If your selling merchandise and notice someone has been at the front of the line for 20 mins or so, do not serve the person who just go their beside. Results may be getting called a bitch you fucking old blind bitch.

8. Smoking at concerts is cool but you should bring enough to share with those around you. Especially if it's Grade A material. 

7. Bending down to do something just makes people think you are puking. In a crowd this is bad. Try to  refrain from doing this. I almost thought someone puked on pants but thank god it was only a text.

6. If it takes 6 people to lift you to crowd surf and you fall down. Repeating is probably not the best idea. 

5. Moshing is cool and fun but you retards that just run into everyone not so cool. some people actually just wanna enjoy the show. Respect them. If you see someone who isn't moshing, do not try pushing him into the pit. Results may be, an elbow to the forehead. Sorry little guy.  

4.  Do not take a drink through the crowd, MORON. It's gonna spill. Also do not get made when you spill your drink on me. Your the dumbass that thought you could drink the thing without spilling.

3. No fighting because you got pushed. It's floor seats to a concert of course yor gonna have people stepping on your toes and pushing you around. The proper response is to push them back or if your pushing your way through and get shoved, find another route. No punching or kicking.

2. Do not assume that just because you are surrounded by bigger people that you are going to remain still for the concert. I did alot better when I was on my own then when i had "blockers"

1. Crowd surfing is fun, try to warn others when your coming tho. Less injuries occur. Like taking a foot between the eyes. Made me feel dizzy and tipsy for a minute but I kept on keeping on

I can't beleive I almost forgot about this. Just goes to show you how preoccupied my mind has been with other things. This advice tho is very sound this week. It's so good it'll make you so nah this kid can't be from Canada. Are you ready? Are you ready? Alright. I walking to work today and thinking about life and it's ups and downs. How hard it is to not reminice about the old glory days, and how difficult it can be to not think about your future. Especially when you have some enlightenment to look forward to in it. Alright so, why are you reliving your glory days. They are done with. Sure they were great times, you had some fun, shared some laughs, some tears, learnt from some of life's experiences but it is time to move on. Unless you are 40ish, then your life aint likely gonna get much better. Move on, enjoy the present. You cannot enjoy your life if your dwelling on the past. My life took a drastic change a year ago. A change I did not for see. It took me awhile to get over it and to move on, but I did and you can too. Now for the future. The most difficult of things to not ponder. Everyone wants a bright future but do no get to involved with it. Your future is not written in stone. The only thing in life you can not change is your past. You did it get over it and move on. Also here's a great quote from a Disturbed song. Don't let your future be destroyed by your past.

Alright I've been extremely excited about this weekly top ten ever since I starting this whole weekly top ten. This was one of my original ideas for it. I hope youe enjoy folks. Feel free to drop me a line and add to any that you think I missed or create your own list. It's a free country man, you can do whatever you likey.

Top Ten Most Fuckable Cartoon Characters

10. Daphne from Scooby Doo. Nothing like a classic.  

9. Judy Jetson. Technology rules man, it rules. 

8. Rogue from the X-Men cartoon chicks rule.  

7. Pebbles Flintstone. When she's grown up you perverts. I'd love to make her bedrock.

6. Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Disney chicks drive me nuts.

5. Jean Grey from the X-men  cartoon. Lucky Cyclops

4. April O'Neil. Turtle Power.

3. Ariel the Little Mermaid, red heds are always sexy ( http://users.amercom.nl/whizzkid/ariel/viewpic.asp?pic=pix/mm14.jpg)

2. Six From Tripping the Rift. MEOW!! ( http://animatedtv.about.com/library/gallerytripping/blphoto_1a_ss_1.htm)

1. Jessica Rabbit. Hands down #1. If she isn't #1. Then your queer or a girl.  (http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/jessicarabbit/)

Alright so if anyone actually read my last post. There was this partay. Be there or be a mclame square pants. The following people are mclame square pants: Jeremy Pilon. That is all. Alright on with the Shun list now. Shane, Michelle, Brent, whomever Brent brought, Rob, Kat, Delee and Logan all got shunned for not bringing import beer. Sorry guys, Sprite, MGD, and Keith's are NOT import beers. Labels lie. The is also a special shun out to Kristie or K Dog as I know call her. She gets the shun for leaving the party to go to a party which she thought was cooler but later she found out we were cooler. DUH Kristie. No one is cooler then us. The party was a joyous occation. Everyone had a good time. Makes me wonder how awesome is next weekend gonna be? The following import beers were present and accounted for: 1.Sol it's from Mexico and is yummy, thanks K Dog 2. Asahi from Japan, pretty damn good, good choice Kimmy 3. Sapporo also from Japan smoothest Jap beer I ever drank, excellent choice proffesor Jeffy 4. Corona from Mexico, everyone's had it, if not try it, tho Kim didn't share hers 5. Red Stripe from Jamaica, the only beer that everyone drank, there was none left so it speaks for itself, brought by yours truly and Matt 6. Innis and Gunn from the UK, i loved it, it had a oaky after taste but it was so damn smooth. Almost as smooth as Moosehead. Way more flavor the Moosehead. Buy it it rocks, Brough courtesy of yours truly.

This weeks Fuck You Friday is brought to you by me and the small group of us that are going to a party, an import only booze party in Regina tomorrow. Fuck You if your not coming. It's gonna be a blast. Fuck You if you think it's gonna suck so your not coming. Fuck You even harder if you say you are gonna come and then you don't. And Fuck You Jeremy Pilon because your just so much fun to Fuck.  Anyways there is a nice little gathering happening in Regina tomorrow. If you do not bring import only booze, especially beer, you will get the finger of shame and be labelled a mclame square pants for the rest of infinity and beyond. Oh and I am bringing some Jagermeister and hopefully Red Stripe. I might share some with you, we'll see how I'm feeling at the end of the night. PEACE!

PS. If you do not know the location of such party, then you probably were not invited and hence not cool. Also some of you have asked to come and were D E N I E D. Therefore take the hint, you are not cool. This is a strictly cool person partay. No mclame square pants allowed.  Also just ot warn you, there will be some rump shaking, booty spanking, and ass tapping at this partay, and that is just what I plan on doing. The others can speak for themselves.

I found this website while reading Teen magazine. Hey it's either that or stay at the wall and salvage list while your waiting at the SGI claims center. Oh and if your wondering, takes about 15 minutes to get bored looking at that stuff. I switched to Teen magazine and saw this webiste. I found it quite hilarious when I looked. Very simple web site but funny onetheless. Normally I'd just steal this idea but Jeremy didn't do it. Really I only steal Jeremy's stuff. Why his? Well that bastard of a sheep humper gave me herpes. The real unnoticeable kind to. So now i've been out spreading the disease to all those I encounter, not knowing. I just found out last week I had herpes. Fucking Jeremy. You get drunk with the guy one night, baa baa like a little sheep and you end up with herpes. Go figure. I guess there is nothing sacred and no one in this world you can trust. Oh yeah check out this web page

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Sorry folks, I swear that this link worked when I posted it.