Fuck you Bankers
No sugar coating this fucking turds. Bankers. Thinking they are King Shit of Turd Island. Alright why do bankers suck. Well other then the fact that they are walking cocks with ears, they won’t gimme any fucking money. all I need is $6,000. I have 2 cars for collateral, valued at $8,000 and $5,000 and I have no prior debts anywhere. So my net worth is $13,000. Nope that aint enough. My Dad would cosign for me, he has a net worth of $90,000. That’s Assets minus Liabilities. Nope that aint enough. Really I donno what the hell to do. Fucking Bankers. God get a clue man. Money does come from trees you jackasses. I might start my own money press. There pay them in counterfeit. That’d be fucking A Awesome. All I need is this money then my past issues are near completion. God Fucking banker motherfuckering King Shits of Turd Island. I hope you all rot in hell, HELL!!!
PS Sorry folks I did sugar coat it a bit there. There just aint a word invented yet to express my anger for you scums of the shit. So here is my word I’m inventing right fucking now, ok it’s a saying. May the crabs of 1,000 camels, infest your genitals and stay there, slowly chewing away at your pathetic excuses for cock and balls. Yeah that’s about right.
