The World Needs Heroes

Well I was gonna put another rap about Jeremy up but I'm yawning so it would just be a sucky rhyme. Still would be better then anything he could mustard up. This is basically just a little invite thing. Whomever wants to go out and jiggy with me on Wednesday and Thursday is welcome to. Natalie please please come. The drive will be worth it baby. Just reply if you wanna come, not sure what's going on, either at my house or at a bar, or both. I'm sure it'll be a gayness time. 

If anyone is wondering my actual birthday is on Tuesday. Natalie you should come down, it's your birthday on Wednesday, I'll make sure you have a great time.

I was bored in the big town here. Had to wait for about an hour to get my car fixed so I got bored came to work to sit and drink and visit. Got talking about the Soups of the day. Now here is where you will start to learn about what kind of ifiots I deal with at work. I swear out of a staff of 40 there are about 5 that have exceptional bright days, 10 that have brief moments of intelligence and 20 that are DUH DUMB! Anyways back to the soup. I asked Tracy what the soup was. She didn't know, she only serves it. So I go take a peak at it. Hmmm. Can't really tell. So I come back Aron, who works in the kitchen and should know what the soup is, asks me, well.... "I donno,  it looks like soup, not sure what kind tho. Tracy goes back to the kitchen and talks to Blair. She comes out and says the soup is sausage. "Both of them" Yup. "Is it fresh."  Aron sure laughed at that. He laughed even louder when I asked who made it. Oh I suppose I should explain something. Everyday their are 2 fresh soups made. A broth and a cream. So our soups yesterday were sausage, and cream of sausage. Haha. Made fresh from our kitchen. Mmmm cream of sausage.

I also wanna add I'm gonna be throwing some kind of a "gathering" somewhere to celebrate my 27 year in existence. Also to celebrate an end to a crappy year with hopes of a slightly less crappy year. We can always hope right. This "gathering" should be on Wednesday or Thursday as those are my days off. All is welcome to join the fun, gifts aren't as necesary to bring as, alcohol or money for alcohol. Maybe the "gatehering" will be both nights. Last year's gathering was not so bad, I peed on a Buick, not mine, not once, but three times. Yeah I pee on things when I'm drunk. Anyways check back for more info, a gayness time is sure to be had.

I also just battle rapped Jeremy because no one else will :( http://ralphwiggumdotcom.blog.com/1087849/#cmts

Ok why isn't anyone battle rapping Jeremy. Everyone is just leaving me hanging. Get out there and make fun of this guy. He's too full of himself. He needs you to bust out some rhymes and knock him down a few pegs. Here I'll give you an example. I was talking to him on MSN and he said, "no one will challenge me I'm far to good of a rapper and my looks are killer"  So ocme on knock this guy down a peg or two. Don't make me be the only one.

I also privated the albums of my girls. I told my mom and dad that I put pictures of my girls on my web page and they freaked. Told me that's how sicko's find kids to rape and kill. So I have a message for you sick fucks out there. You lay a hand on my kids and you will wish the wrath of God and the Law upon you. Look at the picture of my dog. He may look cute and innocent but I've seen him in action. He caught a burglar in my house once, it wasn't a pretty site. He's 120lbs and I was walking him one day and he dragged me, like I was roller blading, down a back alley after a squirrel. He was running full speed and I wasn't even slowing him down. Oh and I wasn't on roller blades, just shoes. So in closing here, dog and me, will kick your mother fucking ass.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1158926309/Monty_Python_Vs_Star_Wars

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/2592/How_To_Use_Women.html

This is the most addicting game ever. It must have something to do with the little girl and the green monster. http://www.funny-games.biz/splash-back.html

Also it seems my page is having a bit of a problem. Well 2 problems. Everytime I go to log in, my blog is stuck in Portugal and Portuguese for the country and language. It's real easy to fix but it's still annoying. Also it seems after I enter in my email and password. The page doesn't load, but when I hit backspace it says I'm logged in and then I just have to click enter. So anyone got any ideas on how to fix these problems. And enjoy the videos.

Sorry about the other post Jeremy. Maybe this will cheer you up. http://break.com/index/popeye_has_some_bad_spinach.html

http://videos.dumphead.com/takeitinthenutsspecial.html

I also found the perfect game for Andrew. He'd love it

http://www.arcadestorm.com/games/babydestruction.php

There is also a new blogger amongst us. It took me almost a year to convince her to do it but she's got the spirit now. Everyone please welcome Candice from Fort Macleod and Rocky Mountain House Alberta. HOORAY!! http://theworldinacoma.blog.com/

I also made some changes on my page and added some pics and finally got rid of that old ugly profile pic and replaced it with a new ugly profile pic.

This is specifically for Pilot. I might do something like this more often but the comments on this post are for strictly dissing or apprasing (HAHA appraise). If there are any comments on here that don't rhyme and don't talk about Jeremy, they will be deleted. Well except for Jeremy cuz I'll allow him to rebutle everyone's. Now have fun my niggaz.  Here I'll show you biatches how it's done.

Pilot man pilot man, whazzup

What's with the beard you little suck up

It doesn't do make you wise or hot

It is however a great place for your pot

And remember puff, puff, pass

Cause no one likes a weed hogging ass

Now back to dissing you

Go and clean up Bootsie's poo

That dog's shit is rank

Oh boy did it stank

My rhyming is lame

Still better then your game

Your rhymes are weak

They need a tweek

Your nothing but a blogging geek

And I'm a greek

God of rhyme

I am just doing this to pass the time

I know I'm rusty and tired

But Pilot man, your life has expired

Your a good for nothing son of a gun

Now everyone get rapping and remember have fun

Read above. Here's something I did with someone a few months ago. It's pretty darn funny.  The comments are what makes it funny not the post. Super heroes need their sleep too you know. You think we stay up all night protecting you. Hells no. http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9105366&postID=114474528209884072

Well the Human Flashlight shall make a triumphant return. I departed ways with my former sidekick and have found a new one. The Human Carburator or THC for short. http://randomjunkification.blogspot.com/2006/09/thc.html . We would really appreciate it if you bloggers kept our identies a secret. You could be in great danger if our enemies discover who we really are. You've seen the comics and movies. They always take some poor innocent bystander and hold him/her hostage to capture the hero. You wanna get kidnap and trust that we will rescue you. Didn't think so. So The Human Flashlight and THC are now the Ultimate super hero team. We could use a few more recruits tho. So come on people get out there and find your super powers.  The site below migt help you out a bit. Sign up now and help us find a vehicle and a secret hideout.

http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/

I have a very important question to ask you. Actually I just wanna see how many of you actually know the answer to this. I was watching South Park last night, it was a rerun, it was a good episode and I made a very important discovery. I now know what Timmy says when he does that blolpbmbo booah Timmy. Well if you think you know what timmy says. Comment with your answer.

I also have an idea for a blog page. I would like some help tho. I need some volunteers. It would be better if these volunteers were kinda spread throughout the country but meh. The commitment involved in this blog page is one post once a week. That's all. So if your interested drop me a line.

http://break.com/index/hockey_player_wipes_out.html

http://break.com/index/weird_al_white_and_nerdy.html    Weird Al Rocks

Even if he's nuts!  Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.  What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. 

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.  So, here's one plan." 

1) "The US/Canada will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present.  You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again. 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.  They don't want us there.  We would station troops at our borders.  No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.  We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!  France will welcome them. 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!  No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.  If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.  We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 

5) No foreign "students" over age 21.  The older ones are the bombers.  If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 

6) The US/Canada will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.  This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.  The caribou will have to cope for a while.  

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.  If they don't like it, we go some place else.  They can go somewhere else to sell their production.  (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
 
 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."  They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.  Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army.  The people need it most get very little, if anything.
 
 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.  We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
 
 10) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 
 
 
Here is my peaceful solution;

So what's your frosted side? What's your whole wheat side? And yes he just stole the line from the mini wheats commercial. I want some answers on this question. Just for fun. Not like I'm gonna take you to court or anything. Unless your into raping and pillaging like Andrew is. 

This question is one I ask myself almost everyday before I leave for work.  Do I drive my 94 Buick Le Sabre? Do I take my high horse power toy, the 89 mustang Cobra GT. Usually I take my frosted side. Why? My frosted side is a lot more fun to drive, it will be parked in about two weeks.  My frosted side also has a cd player in it. The whole wheat side has a tape player and radio. I'm kinda tired of listening to my tapes and the few good songs that were on those tapes, just got burnt to cd. Tho I'll strictly be a whole wheat man around the 6th of October I believe.  Oh and if your wondering the gas mileage on the two is about a 5 miles per gallon difference.  Yeah I did alot of work to my Mustang.

My Mustang I almost always drive it at 100 miles per hour. The Buick, I set the cruise at the speed limit, 10 kms over if I'm in a hurry. My Mustang gets washed once a week while the Buick, whenever it is no longer recognizeable as a white car. The Mustang is a head turner, it's black and shiney. The Buick is an old lady car driven by a 26 almost 27 year old male who likes his music loud. The Mustang has various parts that make it go zoom zoom. The Buick, is untouched. I'd do stuff to it to give it more mileage and look cooler but it's a Buick, uphill battle.

Anyways that's it for my post today. I'll be at work tomorrow so I'll have more time to construct a good one, maybe. Anyways to wrap things up, please answer the question, Frosted or whole wheat?