The World Needs Heroes

I found this wicked ass cool game for all you star wars fan. So are you a Jedi or just a wannabe star wars nerd? Click on the link to find outb http://www.funny-games.biz/jeditrainer.html 

Choose from 6 different colored light sabres. WOW!!!!

Remember to post your high score so we see who's #1. Mine is 9290.

Know idea who this person is but I looked at the first 2 posts and figured, I better share it with the world

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OMFG!!  AYY!!! The Devil walks among us in Weyburn. Here's the scoop. I was renting a movie at MF on Monday. I was talking to Jeremy as usual as my visits to MF. Out of no where, this guy shows up and rents something. I wasn't paying attention to what it was but I wish I woulda. It coulda been a doomsday device or some kinda of Satinic Bible. But I remember hearing Jeremy say, your customer number 666. I shudder went down my spine. Had I just crossed paths with Lucifer himself?? Or was it merely just a demon sent to do some bidding for him?? The possibilities are endless. Ask Jeremy if you wanna know what he calls himself and all. I told him to blog about it so stay tuned. http://pilotsworld.blogspot.com

Ok everyone's doing movie reviews so i'm gonna do one too. Why?? Because they are easy. All you have to do is watch a movie and talk about it. Only hard part there is finding one worthy too watch all of. But this one is. American Pie Band Camp. I was a huge fan of the first two movies but thought that American Wedding was, extremely gay. They took 2 movies that were funny and based on our generation of lifestlye and bored the crap outa it by putting in a marriage. There were some funny oments but MEH!! American Pie Band Camp follows in those footsteps of the the first two and is funny as hell. It's got Stifler's little brother Matt, who is trying to prove his big brother proud and follow in the family footsteps. Not gonna say much about the story, don't wanna give anything away. This movie has smokin hot chicks. The lead chick, Elisha, GRRRRROOOOOOOWLL!!  She is such a smokin cutie. I'd never kick her outa bed for farting. There are lots of other babes in this movie too. Some nice nudie shots as well, a variation of Jason Biggs pie fucking, and the usual stifler words, like Spank my ass and call me a Cowboy. Lot's of hey Fucker!!, some good gags and all that. It's a good movie if you want a good laugh and to see some titty. I aint gonna rate it but watch it alright. Worth the $4 at MF, or $2 on Tuesdays.  On a further note, so I just promoted you guys big time. Well I promoted you, can I have a job??  How about??  I got skillz and stuff.

                                                            DANNY MARTIN                                                   

SKILL AND ABILITIES

• Variety of computer skills (Quick Books, W.P. Corel ’97, M.S. Word ’98 and 2000, Printshop Plus, Greetings Works, M.S. Publisher, Visual Basic, M.S. Excel, M.S. Access, M.S. PowerPoint, and internet skills)

   

• Good problem solving skills

   

• Work independently or as part of a team

   

• Organizational skills

   

• Excellent public relations skills

   

• Good interpersonal and customer service skills

   

• Creative and enthusiastic

   

• Valid Saskatchewan driver’s license

   

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

EDUCATION

2002 – 2003                        Business Administration Certificate

                        Southeast Community College (SIAST, Palliser Campus)

§         Recipient of “Student Achievement Award”

2001 – 2002                        Co-op Sponsored Courses

§         Understanding Co-ops

§         Water and sewage pumps

§         Fencing supplies

1998                        Grade 12 Diploma, Bengough High School

LEISURE ACTIVITIES

§         Sports

§         Car audio installation and repair

§         Home stereo installation

REFERENCES 

Is it bad that I laughed my ass off for this  and I'm gonna add a 4 letter word to this, not gonna tell you what it is but I'd add it. If you can guess it. I'll give you a piece of gum. http://www.break.com/index/ketchupeffect.html

This is painfully even you ladies must feel this. http://www.break.com/index/skatenut21.html

Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile. Been kinda busy and preoccupied with things.  I ran into an old friend this week and was able to ask him some really important questions about his hometown of Springfield. Yes it is Ralph Wiggum. Here's the interview.

Danny: Hi Ralph

Ralph: That's my name. What's yours?

Danny: Danny, Ralph remember me

Ralph: i just peed my pants, Mommie calls those no no's

Danny: That's great Ralph, so what have you been up to?

Ralph:  I'm a viking, grrrrr!!!!

Danny: Yes i see that Ralph, please stop poking me with that stick

Ralph: *stops poking Danny with the stick*

Danny: Thank you Ralph, so what is it like to live in Springfield?

Ralph: I like Super Nintendo Chalmers, he's my buddy. My daddy says I need new friends, will you be my friend Danny?

Danny: Of course I will Ralph

Ralph: YAY!!! *pees his pant* I don't have many friends

Danny: Ummm, ummm I donno why Ralph

Ralph: Mommy's gonna be mad, that was *counts his fingers and mumbles* this many no no's *hold up 3 fingers and a thumb

Danny: 4

Ralph: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 *takes off his shoes* 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16  YAY!! I did it

Danny:  Good job Ralph. So Ralph what do you think of Mayor Quimby.

Ralph: My cats name is mittens, her breath smells like cat food. She has a sandbox to play in, I at some of her gravel once and I got sick.

Danny: Ummm ummm that's ok Ralph everybody gets sick when they eat that.

Ralph: Even you my new friend Danny

Danny: Umm No Ralph not me. I try not to eat kitty gravel

Ralph: I like aquarium gravel the best. It's crunchier then the kitty's, but the kitty's has bigger chunks in it. What's your favorite food new friend Danny? YAY!!

Danny: I like pizza Ralph. So Ralph how old are you? You've been on TV for so many years

Ralph: I'm 47

Danny: Wow. How do you stay so youthful looking?

Ralph: *pees his pants*  NO NO!!

Danny: You seen a doctor about that Ralph?

Ralph: No, Doctor Rubharb says that if I'd just keep my finger outa there I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds.

Danny: Got any cool toys Ralph?

Ralph: I got this big new sand box but Daddy says I shouldn't go in the deep end. Bart always walks his dog in our yard and he doodies in my sand box. My Daddy shot at him with his gun but missed. Daddy is a police man. Mommy says he's just a big fat lazy

Danny: Careful Ralph language

Ralph: Marshmallow head, YAY!! I like roasting masrshmallows. That's where i see the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

Danny: The leprechaun

Ralph: Yes new friend Danny. He's telling me to burn things right now. Like your hat. *pees his pants

Danny: Well Ralph I think I better get going, seeing as my shoes are kinda starting to smell like urine.

Ralph: Bye new friend Danny.

Danny: Bye Ralph

Ralph: I'm Ralph silly *start a fire* Yay!!

Here it is. The greatest piece of literature ever written. It's also gonna piss off alot of people. It goes a lil something like this.  Canada has very little national pride. There are very few Canadians that are proud of their country. When someone asks you what are you, what do you say??  Think hard about it.  You should tell them  I AM CANADIAN. Now I know some of you actually do tell people this, but I'm sure you know alot of people that say, I'm from England, or Scottish Irish, or something along those lines. Canada is a country that we should be proud of. We have a vry beautiful country with mixed cultures. There isn't really anything you can't do here that you could do somewhere else. You have no reason not to be proud of say I AM CANADIAN. I don't know why Canadians are not proud of their land and heritage. We are not some poor third world country. Our national hockey team sure kicks ass, every year. Our national hockey team is about the only thing that everyone from coast to coast is proud of.  Mt favorite baseball team is the Blue Jays. Why?  Because they are from Canada. I know they likely will not win the Wrold Series this year, tho they did make some major improvements. It will be exciting to see them play this year. My favorite basketball team is the Raptors. Sames reason they are from Canada. And I know they aren't gonna win the title this year, they likely won't even make the playoffs but I root for them because they are my country.  My favorite hockey team. The Maple Leafs. And I would love to see an all Canadian team Stanley Cup Final. That has not happened since I think 88 or 89 when it was the Flames and Canadiens.

Now onto the issues that are gonna piss people off. The Americans. The States is a very, very proud country. Some say arrogant. And yes there are some very, very arrogant Americans. But Every person in the States has one thing in common. They are all very proud of their nation. Go to an event down there. Anything anywhere. You know what the big difference is that you will see??  Every Amercian there will be standing proudly singing their national anthem for all they are worth. That just does not happen in Canada. We sing it in a stadium. It sounds like a weak mumble. Think about this, think long and hard if you have to. It's very true. Canadians in gerneral just are not proud of their country. Look at the States. Land of the free. Where anybody can one day become president. Where dreams come true. Where you can start a new life, even if you have nothing you can still make it big. I'm not saying Canada isn't the same as this, we just have poor advertising I guess. Maybe it's the way we became a country. The British and Americans got together and said, AHH Canada. We had no government involved and no say in anything.  And you've probably heard all the jokes about Americans. Like how they lost the Vietnam war. They just said anyone here from Kansas, then the sniper waits for someone to stand up and go YES!!. Then Pow. Anyone here from Washington.  YES!!  Pow. And you've heard all the Canadian jokes. http://www.thatcanadianguy.com/  that's a good site. All about how our army just follows the States around and brings the beer. And how the West Edmonton Mall has 2 fully functional submarines for the kids to ride around in and the Canadian Army has 1 fully functional submarine for the kids to ride around in. 

Anyways there's my peace of mind for the week. Next week I'll likely end up deep frying a grapefruit or throwing ice in the fryer, there'll be pictures don't worry. But for now remember when someone asks you what you are or where you're from, you tell them I AM CANADIAN.