The World Needs Heroes

Alright. Haven't been blogging alot lately. Been kinda busy and haven't known what to put up here. I do have a couple posts tho. They are about things in the past. They are there to air things out of my mind i guess. Not too sure. They just came to me in a vision. I'm asking you out there to vote on it. You wanna see them, drop me a line and let me know. I would also like everyone who reads my blog, to drop a line, tell me what you think about the page. What posts you like and so forth. Just give me some criticism or compliments. I'm looking at making some possible changes so your input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks all. Tah Tah.

Alright all you lovers and wannabe lovers out there. Time for some advice on how to deal with the opposite sex. Look back to my previous posts for the eye trick, chest trick, and whatever other ones I posted. This one is more for that personal conversation. When you actually get to talk to a girl, a real girl for all you computer nerds out there. The most important thing is to be yourself. Be honest, not brutally honest but honest. Make them feel special, make them feel like they are the most important person in the room to you. This can be done by talking to them, eye contact, holding hands, rubbing her leg. All depends on your style and where you are. Oh don't rub her leg in a creepy kinda way that just says hey baby, those pants would look great on my floor. Be yourself. If your uncomfortable with doing something, don't do it. Being yourself is the most important thing of all.

Alright I told you this was gonna be a great fucking fuck you. Fuck You Greed. Why greed? Because I fucking hate greed. Greed is everything evil and most problems in this world are because of greed. People fighting over money, oil, land rights. It's so gaddamn childish and stupid. Why fight? There is enough of everything to share. But there are some greedy bastards out there that want it all. Fuck You Greed. What good does having all of something get you anyways. Then everyone hates you cuz your a greedy bastard. Pay attention President moron, Bush. Quit fighting. Your greed for power is gonna make your country suffer.  Everyone else should quit being greedy. How much money does one need to live. If it's over $5000 a month. Dude what the fuck did you do or are doing? Where the hell are you living? I'm taking home like $1400/month and guess what? I'm fine. Sure I could use more but I'm fine. Don't need anymore. Money doesn't make me happy. Posessions don't make me happy. Friends and family make me happy. Some more then others but yeah that's all I need. Learn from it people. I'm here to educate, not masterbate.

I tell you does that look like $6900 worth of damages? SGI thinks so. Sure that is a nasty looking hole, and that strip on the door is $450, plus I need 2 new doors, new rear fender, new center cab, and some other things, like a mirror but $6900, WTF?? Well SGI told me my car is worth $2600. So it's getting written off. So cha ching for me I guess. I'd rather get the car fixed but this is good too. i only paid $1000 for it so bonus I guess. The buy back on the car is $250, and if I understood properly, I can drive it for 60 days after the claim is finalized before I have to get it inspected. Which I might do, I donno yet. i'll defineately buy it back and drive it tho, there is nothing wrong with the way it runs, it just has some scrapes and a hole in it, as you can see. i'll look inot getting it fixed or just safetied, if anyone out there knows a guy who can help let me now please. I guess there is no point in pimping up the car anymore huh, good thing I didn't start that yet.

Also I recently found my SNES. Been playing that today. Fun times. Tho it has a broken controller, and the other controller the start button doesn't work. Makes it kinda hard to play with 2 players or to pause your game. If anyone out there has a controller they wanna trade, that'd be great. O some games to lend. That'd be cool too. I'll trade you some games, forever if you want.

I'm also gonna delete the Album of my dog Jake pretty soon. Looking at those pics just makes me feel sad and regrettiing the choice i made. Also it makes me want to do things to my landlords property. So bye bye Jake.

Well that's it for now. Be sure to check out my fuck you Friday post. It'll be good. I'll give you a hint. It's about greed. Later y'all

Well saw SGI this morning. $6900 worth of damages to the car. Not good. I'm guessing I'll be shopping fo some new wheels. Tho I'll likely buy back this one and drive it till I find something. There's nothing wrong with my buick. It runs the same, just has some scraps, mssing a mirror and has a hole in it. We'll see tho I'd really like it if they fixed it. I'm guessing no. So if anyone has a vehicle they wanna sell, gimme a shout.

 

Decided I'd enter the phot contest and pick up the participation award. That's all I'm really shooting for.

I call this one. Hello Mr. Blue Eyes. Damn Your Sexy. GRROWWL!!

This one is called Hey Look at my Fucking Shirt Asshole!

 

I call this one Self Portrait of Sir Hugs Alot. AWW!!

 

 

Alright there I've entered and i'm looking forward to grasping last place. So vote for me.

Things are getting pretty busy for me here. Been helping a friend try and get a business started up. Trying to find financing and running simple little errands. Offering my advice. It's been keeping me pretty damn busy. That and I found out how dumb banks are, hence the FUCK YOU for this Frday. Tho it'll be my new job pretty quickly. Which will rock, more pay and working from home. How sweet is that? Every Sunday to Wednesday i have my kids. They occupy quite a bit of my time as well. This week I had them for some extended visiting hours. Which was nice. I also found a girl. A great wonderful girl. I have so much fun when I'm with her. We haven't really done anything extra ordinarily fun, watched movies, played pool, and talked alot. Must be her company that is so wonderful. So she takes up a couple days of week of my time. Guess that's about it. Besides from my crappy job which really takes up none of my time. Just gives me a different surrounding to play on the net. There's an update on my life. Later peoples.

Here is a nice video of a list of animals that are better then you, and why? http://www.shoutfile.com/v/pbeJHEs2/Animals_Are_Better_Than_You

Also Jeremy on my blog roll wanted a list of 10 celebrities I'd sleep with.

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Britney Spears

3. Charlize Theron

4. Elisha Culbert

5. Amy Smart

6. Carmen Electra

7. Cameran Diaz

8. Selma Hayek

9. Demi Moore

10. Catherine Zeta Jones

 

Yes I gotz mad mad skillz. Driving skillz. Lemme tell you a little story. On highway 13 driving out to my parents with my kids. I see this brown car sudden;y dart to my side of the road. I grab the wheel and get ready to swerve. Problem is which way. If I swerve left, what if he realizes he's on the wrong side and swerves back. If I swerve right, he might keep comiong at me. So I wait. SHIT!! Swerve left Swerve left. I swerves left and woohoo. He just scrapes my passenger side. WOW, close call. I did so well that I wouldn't have even known there was any impact, cept for the fact that I see the passenger mirror explode. That and getting out and seeing the damage. Anyways he motors passed me and drives into the ditch the ditch on my side. My daughter Haley asks me, "Daddy, what happened!" That guy hit us" "Why did he do that?" "I donno, I'll go ask him" I turn around and head back towards the talented Manitoba driver. Oh yes he's from Manitoba, the plot thickens. He gets out, is kinda disorietated, I ask him if he's alright. He says yup. He's a feeble looking old man. Great. I ask him what happened. He says he fell asleep. He looks at my car and goes, "Did I do that" "Fraid so" We exchange info. I call the cops, his car aint going anywhere, his coolant had all leaked out by now, and he had a flat. Cops get there, ask some questions, ask me to come with, I sit in the front seat of the car, give him my statement and he says ok, leave. So I leave, go back home, Oh kid free, my mom came and picked them up. Oh and no one was hurt in this ordeal, just the vehicle damage. I go bakc home phone SGI and they tell me they'll get a hold of his insurance company and see if I'm covered. FUCK I BETTER BE there might be some HELL to pay. I'll keep you posted on the info, going into SGI Wednesday.

Oh and sorry for not posting much this week. Dealing with banks, hence the FUCK YOU BANKS POST. I'm also working on getting somewhat of a life so I m ight be posting a bit less.

Also a great friend of min just did an awesome post on war. It's actually the introduction to a report she has to do for school but it's a grea topic. Check it out here and comment comment comment.  http://theworldinacoma.blog.com/ That means you too Jeremy. Don't be leaving all your firneds just cuz you got a girl now, I got a girl and I haven't changed. Bros always come first man.

 

Alright time for Fuck You Friday. As you noticed I was quite busy all week and this will kinda explain what I was doing. I apologize for the lack of posts but I do have somewhat of a pathetic life. Maybe not as pathetic as you who read my page, which the number seems to be decreasing HELLO!. Well on with the Fucking. What's the deal with fucking banks? Fucking banks. Like you go in there asking for money the first thing they ask you is, if you have any money? Well no fuckwad that's why I'm asking you, dipshit. I swear some people are so fucking stupid, I blame society. When you go out to a restaurant does the waitress ask you if you have any food? No the fuck she doesn't. Why? Because she knows your hungry, that's why you came their, to eat some fucking food. Why can't the fucking banks get it through their head that when I go in their and ask for money, it's because I don't have any and need some. If I had the fucking money, I wouldn't come to you. Fuck you you mother fucking banks.