The World Needs Heroes

Ok everyone on here who has read my posts, I think there are like 4 of you, must think I'm a big goof off. You are so right. But I'm gonna kinda change the direction of my blog page a little. Try to actually post some important things and what nots. Like I've been kinda doing with my governmental( yes mental hehe)  stuff. I'm still gonna do the deep fry and microwave things tho cuz it's fun. I also got a pool so if you wanna know if something floats or not,  it's just an idea ok. I'm waiting for some more ideas from you on what to do, I think I'm gonna deep fry a grapefruit sometime soon, and I got a fully functional, piece of tape that takes pictures from a friend so I can now show you the results. COOL huh, so I will probably deep fry the egg again and take some pics and do the pop bottle trick again too just to show you. Ok well there's my blog direction I'll try to keep this page interesting remember to check out everything on here, most of it is pretty interesting, well I tried to keep it at least.

Well here's my big ol problem of the day. It came to my attention last week sometime, that I own the CBC. How do I own it may you ask??  No my it aint in the family tree. Apparently the CBC is the only TV and, key word AND, radio station to be fully government funded. Basically your tax dollars go towards CBC, I was looking on the internet and trying to find out how big of a chunk but didn't come up with any figure at all, but they do not have any sponsors. And if you look at their staff, their marketing team is rather small, like about half of all the other channels. This might explain all the great high quality Canadian programming we all watch on CBC huh.  HAHAHAHA!!!! OK. How many of you actually watch CBC now, and I don't mean the hockey or football games, I mean their TV programs. I don't even know what's on their anymore. Do they still have Simpson's??  Well this gets me to another point, which some of you are really gonna comment on. Well 4 of you for sure. Right.  Fine I won't mention any names.  If the CBC is government funded, guess who controlled the media??  The, yes markus I'm gonna say it, corrupt Liberal Empire. I'm guessing they didn't let alot of truthful information out on their channel. Seriously if you owned a company would you want a big picture in the lobby of you drunk with pants around your ankles. Well yes some of you might, but most would not, especially if it was my pic. Like you seen my profile right??  I look like an ape or maybe a gorilla. And I don't ever wear pants so...  Well there's my big topic for the day CBC is mine. I just don't call any shots, I would like to tho, there sure would be a helluva lota Simpson's, Family Guy, and yes I'd bring back Futurama, and put them on my CBC. What would you do??

Here's another little topic, apparently there is a great struggle in the empire of bloggers, blog, and blogenites. Jeremy and Dave are battleing for supreme overlord of the Galaxy.  Now I don't want the evil Darth Dave taking over my empire. I want the nice peaceful and furry Chewbacca, Jeremy, in charge of my kingdom. Tho his grunts and groans are hard to understand, they always find a way into my heart. So go to one of their site's and bomb Darth Dave's evil empire. Oh and he also is a puppy beating Nazi. I also suggest that these two gallant warriors with all their troops, take their war to this site and battle rap it out for supreme overlord ruler of the Galaxy. It's what Yoda woulda done.

Ok since this night was so boring and I couldn't think of anything fun to so give me some input on ideas. I have a microwave and a deep fryer available, that aren't mine so if the wreck they wreck. Oh and Jeremy, I need that cable thinger for the camera you sold me, then I can take pics of this wonderful and stupid thing I'm doing. So Jeremy, gimme the thinger, PLEASE. I'll come over on Friday, I have it off so we can do whatever you and those big beautiful brown eyes want. Anyways sorry there, when your in love your in love. Oh yeah anyways, I want some ideas from you bloggers. I'll do the best one next night I work, and if the others are good I'll do them too.

PS If I get hurt by your idea, I'm sicking Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel on your ass. Google those names and find their top 30 H-I-L-A-R-I-ous.

Ok this is my frst and maybe my only serious entry so you people better pay attention. I know there is gonna be a lot of response from this, it's on politics and I can just sense it.  Well I got this election predicted, I think. The Conservatives are gonna win it, which is good and bad. Good that the corrupt Liberal pricks are gonna be out and bad because I don't agree with alot of the Conservative party's ideas but a change is needed. This country has been run worse then the Weyburn Inn, ask Jeremy, Jeff, and Andrew if your not grasping the metaphor. Anyways here's the real thing that's gonna cause you people to bitch at me. Why vote??  Some asshole always win, whether you voted for him or not he's still telling lies to get his way and is still gonna get rich off of your dollars and because of your vote. I say don't vote at all. If you don't vote, you can sure bitch and whine because you surely didn't elect the asshole in charge, or any one of his assistant assholes. Bitch bitch all you want, it's fun. And bitching about politics causes you to loose weight.  Anyways yeah so voting bad, if you vote your refusing your right to whine, If you don't vote, then whine because you didn't want that asshole running the country. Matter of fact,  vote for me, I could use the money and fame and I'm looking for a new job, and just like anyone else that gets elected, I'll hire all my friends and give them nice cushy jobs. And I actually would spend the money on important things, and the death penalty should be brought back, in fact eye for an eye. Some robs from you, we'll find the bastard and you can rob his ass. Someone kills your uncle, go kill his uncle. That would be an awesome system. 

PS  If you vote, you'll see the touch of death up close and personal.

This is where you post your success stories to my great and wonderful advice. Shut up it is too good advice. If I can help just one poor soul then this web page is worth every penny I paid for.

P.S. Remember I can not be held liable for any incurring, recuring, or occuring injuries. And the result of my advice being mislead or misinterpretted is totaly not my fault dude. But I can reccomend a good friend who can give you something for the pain.

Need advice ask Dear sweet sensitive Danny.  Yes that's me you dumbfucks. Oh in case anyone has a real and actually problem. Yeah I might be able to help with that too, and I can edit it so that no one else sees.

P.S. Remember I can not be held liable for any incurring, recuring, or occuring injuries. And the result of my advice being mislead or misinterpretted is totaly not my fault dude. But I can reccomend a good friend who can give you something for the pain.

Well here it is. Thanks for all your comments (3)  woohoo. Anyways none of you guessed it right. Dave you were the closest tho, I guess cuz yes there was some melting. No Kaboom tho, or even a pffft. Anyways I put it in for 5 minutes. Then ate my rice crispy square and watched and waited. I heard it fill with air and was just waiting for the top to blow off. Nothing. The I started smelling burnt plastic but saw nothing happening. I continued to wait as the noise was done. The I saw it. I found the weak point on a pop bottle. You know that end thingy on the very bottom. Yeah!!  That's the weak spot. That part melted and bubble and that was the end of the experiment. It took only a minute, I suppose I coulda left it in longer but the smell was really starting to get to me, and I've never seen a fire in a microwave before. Maybe that'll be my next little experiment. Fire in a microwave. Well it won't be happening any time soon. I'm so disappointed in this experiment that I think I need some cheering up. I was almost certain it was gonna blow. So very very disappointed.

Here it is. You've been waiting for this for awhile right. Not sure how much of this is true or not as I didn't do it but it'll make a good story anyways. This was talked about on the morning of the deep fried egg and the grape. As far as I know Andrew wasn't there so I'm pretty sure he didn't eat either of the flies. Here goes. Sunny said that he was in his house one day and saw a fly fly into the microwave. Being the twisted individual he is, he shit the door and turned it on. He said the fly flew realy, really fast. Then all of a sudden i crashed into the door and fell, and layed there twictching. He opened the door and watched it twitch some more. Then he poked it and it flew onto the stove fell on it's back and twitched some more. Now someone please try this and try nuking other things and tell me what happens. Go forth and spread the joys of nuking or microwaving for you older generationers.

This is another story by Sunny so not sure if it's true either. Try it out tho. He says he froze a fly with butane from a lighter. He just pushed the button on the fly instead of lighting it. I donno the lighter musta been broken or something but anyways. The fly froze and laid there on the table. Now a fly only lives normal for maybe 2 days tops. He said after like 30 mins or so the fly flew away. Now he continued to watch this fly, grow and grow. He said it lived for like 2 weeks till finally he was scared it was gonna eat him so he smacked it with the fly swatter. And it took more then 1 smack too. From what he said it seems the fly was the size of a loonie. Anyways here's another fascinating story told byt me told by Sunny. Worth trying. Phone myth busters and get them to do this one.

Yes Pilot it finally happened. That thing you said you wanted to do but never did. Your bro did it. This post is just for you man. Was sitting in the cafe talking with Andrew and Sunny, the 2 cooks at the Inn, we got into some pretty interesting and twisted topics. Like what does a deep fried grape taste. Best comment made on that was mmmm crunchy but juicy. This wasn't actually done but stay tuned and keep checking here there could be other postings that arised from this day. Ok back to the deep fried egg. Not sure how it al started but I walked into kitchen just in time to see Andrew getting and egg. I thought NO WAY. But YES WAY. He cracked it in the deep frier and the 3 of us watched like little children. The egg fizzled and to Sunny and Andrew's surprise, it didn't all break up. I told them. It looked just like a poached egg in there. But wait there's more. The egg grew this huge bubble. You know when someone blows a bubble with gum and it gets bigger and bigger and you just wanna pop it so blows up in their face. But you keep watching to see how big it gets and then finally some jerk pops it. Sunny was that jerk. But it was pretty big. Probably fist size.  In conclusion it wasn't as exciting as I thought. But good news. Andrew said it tasted pretty awful. Yes he actually ate it. Dumbass.