Twilight Review/Warning
I recently went to a movie, last night. I’m reviewing as a warning to my friends, loved onces, enemies and people that I just can’t fucking stand. DON”T DO IT. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. I went into this movie thinking it was gonna suck balls and it sure didn’t disappoint. I’ve purposely seen bad movies as a friend once had a bad movie night. Those movies were horrible but Twilight made them look like a Oscar Nominee. The only positive thing there is to say about this movie is the scenery is nice. The music is horrible. It’s liek the took the shitty music from the previous 3 movies and played it during this movie. It takes at least 40 minutes to get into the main plot, which is weak, thin and I’m not sure you can call it a plot. Is getting pregnant a plot? Sure it’s with a vampire which isn’t suppose to happen but still it’s not a plot. The acting is awful. None of the actors show any emotion whether they be discussing tradegy or love or even talking about their own farts. The scenery was beautiful though. Some highlight of this movie were when a person in the theatre spilled their M&M’s or Smarties or money. We got to hear it hit the floor and roll and bounce around. It was pretty cool. This movie should not be viewed by any audience, EVER. I don’t even wish my enemies or the people that I fucking wish would die, and some of them have, to see it. Yes it is that horrible. It should be a 30 minute sitcom. Everything just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and the worst part about it is, there is another fucking movie. This was only part 1. I’m nt sure part 2 can be any worse but I will never know and you shouldn’t either. After this warning I have given you and you still feel like you should waste 2 hours of your life I suggest you watch the Star Wars Christmas Special 4 times. That should cover it. Tis the season.